"i'm sorry, i... i had a bad day..."

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"tell me before i go..." demonhunter

man, kids, i NEED a little change... not much new... pt  project soon to be begun... yeah, begun... pretty gay... ever felt like you could see the light at the end of the tunnel... then something gets in the way... pretty much what happened to me not too long ago... god, i was so close... but then the floor crumbled from underneath me... i relly am not sure what 2 do anymore... i guess that's the story of my life... something seems to go right, then it goes wrong... just want one damn chance...

"i can't do this alone..." 7 perfect murders, my old band ladies and gents...

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"can't find the answers, crawling on my knees..." godsmack

so, kids how what the extended weekend? pretty useless week, sat on my couch watching MTV2 'till like 2, then i just went anywhere... this weekend was pretty busy... parental figures forced me to check out this college, which was pretty gay, cause i'm not going to a TN... watched wrestlemania... freakin' awesome fight...

--The Mexican

PS: "Say it for me
Say it to me
And I’ll leave this life behind me
Say it if it’s worth savin' me"

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"school's out for ever..." Alice Cooper

yeah, i wish... but that dream's not that far away, i am a junior... hope u kids enjoy ur spring break and elizabeth, be Zen... this sucks, everyone's going somewhere, exept the Mexican... eh, i'll survive, unless i get my keys back... moslt likely u ppl will read this after u come back, so leave a comment telling me how'd it go...

--The Mexican

Ps: <"Say it for me,
Say it to me,
And I’ll leave this life behind me,
Say it if it’s worth savin' me">
-Nickleback

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"anything can be a weapon if you swing it correctly"

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On Sears hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping." [Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!]

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." [Evidently, the shoplifter special.]

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." [And that would be how?]

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost." [But it's *just* a suggestion.]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down." [Oops, too late!]

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." [As sure as night follows the day.]

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." [But wouldn't this save even more time?]

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." [We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." [One would hope.]

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." [As opposed to what?]

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." [I gotta admit, I'm curious.]

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." [NEWS FLASH!]

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts." [Step 3: Fly Delta.]

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". [I don't blame the company. I do blame parents for this one!]

and my personal favorite, plus proof that some idiot out there is willing to castrate himself in the name of stupidity...

On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals". [Was there a chance of this happening somewhere? Good grief!]

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