OLD thats what i am! OLD! I am no longer a teen. I have been growing up all my life, now i am just going to be growing old. My bones are not what they used to be. My vision is leaving me. I am finding I am making new noises when i sit down or stand up. I take IB Profin like its going out of style. All of these are signs of the times to come. Anyways all this oldness got me thinking about my life. With my new first digit comes new resolutions. I am setting out to turn back time and in doing this I am setting guidlines for my life. Here are a few. I am setting out to not become dependant on depends (at least for another 10 yrs) I am determined to never say my music is too loud. I am determined to stay hip with the hipity hip culture. I am determined to not become a square or a trinagle for that matter. And last but not least, I am determined to not to become dependant on Beano for gas releif. These are just a few of my resolutions. If you have any ideas or words of wisdom for an old man on his downhill slope please feel free to share.