lessons for memphis

July 27 2006

so over the course of the week i spent tucked away in the middle of nowhere, tn, with a bunch of other memphis freshmen i have discovered a few very important things:


1. the word "hungry" does not exist in their dialect. if you are in need of food, you are "HON-gray." always.


2. if you see a group of black people running . . . you should probably run, too.


3. my grammar skills are worthless against their sheer numbers. after only one week i sound different. imagine a semester. o_O


i also mastered several dance moves, even progressing far enough in my skills to be allowed to join a group of dancing black people.


i am going to be sooooo ghetto . . .

Jessica Goss

July 27 2006
You? Ghetto? I can't wait to see this!

Amy

July 27 2006
Brian, please don't turn ghetto. I would like to remain friends.

kelsey shearron

July 27 2006
its only the beginning...dum dum dum.

Sarah Vermillion

July 27 2006
Ahahahahaha...

bonin4him

July 27 2006
hahahaha :o) i can't wait to see how this turns out! the brian king ghetto...oh wow...you're gonna have a blast and then when you're home this Christmas...yeah we'll probably all seem like a bunch of hicks lol

Megan

July 27 2006
That will be so funny. You will be ghetto and drunk in a ditch... Interesting...

Beth Farrar

July 27 2006
brian? ghetto? HA!

elizabeth duncan

July 27 2006
well then you can come visit me in ny and fit right in...see, i live in the GHETto

Sara Shaban

July 27 2006
so are we hangin tomorrow?

Grace

July 28 2006
And you'll teach me your ways if I come there, right??<br>And you're <b>so</b> right, Brian... It's totally you. How <i>ever</i> did you figure it out? *sticks tongue out*

Katie

July 28 2006
ghetto fabulous!!?! I still can't see you dancing...

Emily W.

July 28 2006
ahahaha.. sounds like your semester is going to teach you key life skills that you won't learn in classes.

Cara Hawkins

July 28 2006
G-H-E-T-T-O that is why we had to go...

Nicole

July 28 2006
I agree... this ghetto Brian is something I've gotta see...