News about Iraq......
February 04 2006
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Louisiana,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They think hunting is wrong!
5. They don’t think NASCAR is a sport
6. They hate-
-John Deere
-Pickups
-Country Music
-Big Trucks
-and Jesus
7. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
justincredible
February 04 2006
haha, yes... the issue will soon be resolved! I'll meet you two at the airport, the pentagon just called and said we were included in the 500...
trumpetjaz
February 05 2006
you forgot that they also hate beer and "chew"... but that was hilarious, and i will be emailing it to my brother very soon!
kaitlin gay
February 05 2006
mm.. THATS what i want to do, cut off my finger! when i called mom yesterday to tell her about it she said "oh suck it up, its not going to fall off or anything..." REAL encouragement =) haha
