Paul Morgan
Social
Relationship Status
Single
Highschool
Oakland
College
LEE University
Favorite Music
Everything but rap and country
Favorite Movies
Balto, Fiddler on the Roof, and all Jackie Chan
Other Websites
Recklessmortal.com
Rage
May 01 2006
A TERRIBLE thing happened. I came home and I see the pan of brownies on
the counter. I run excitedly to them and throw off the tin foil
covering to see that the contents had defunct, all but for a piece the
size of a small walnut. In my anguish I cried out. As my torment passed
it gave way to madness. As I flew up the stairs I had a savage
countenance. My furry had blinded me from all but my sortie. Revenge. I
approached my mother. That creature that bore me in her womb for 9 tumultuous
months. With terror in her eyes she forfeited the location of my prize.
She had hid it in the pantry.
the counter. I run excitedly to them and throw off the tin foil
covering to see that the contents had defunct, all but for a piece the
size of a small walnut. In my anguish I cried out. As my torment passed
it gave way to madness. As I flew up the stairs I had a savage
countenance. My furry had blinded me from all but my sortie. Revenge. I
approached my mother. That creature that bore me in her womb for 9 tumultuous
months. With terror in her eyes she forfeited the location of my prize.
She had hid it in the pantry.
Randy Rodden
May 01 2006
ohhhh....the horror. What a devilish plan of hers. She knew that you wouldn't be smart enough to look where people normally put food. Oh how she knew your "ways," down to the tee...woe is me, woe is me.....
Ali
May 01 2006
madness, i tell you, pure MADNESS!!! we keep our sugary treats in a secret place: the microwave.
Stephen Slate
May 01 2006
what a sad little boy that your life revolves around brownies.......poor poor paul
The Capn
May 01 2006
thanks for the post, bro! i'd be hungry and browniless without you... now, i'm sitting in my room... eating the last of them... bru ha ha!
Ina Marshall
May 02 2006
i see.
more importantly than the absence of brownies is soccer practice and where it is being held. so if you have any information regarding this i would muchly appreciate that you share it with me.
Bill Morgan
May 02 2006
Just two trivial and meaningless comments ... (1) I wish I had access to brownies in Angola ... even the crumbs, (2) your mother didn't carry you in her womb for 9 months ... you were a preemie, which explains why you over-react to such nuances in life .... happy eating !!
Jeana Lewis
May 02 2006
good thing we didn't mention the ice cream or Chris would have finished that off too! And Hey! Chris! Don't put the empty container back in the pantry!
Marybeth Jensen
May 03 2006
Wow...I failed tgo see the terror in her eyes. I only saw humor and laughter...
