Hawaii Boys

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Louisiana,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They think hunting is wrong!

5. They don’t think NASCAR is a sport

6. They hate-

-John Deere

-Pickups

-Country Music

-Big Trucks

-and Jesus

7. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

7 remarks

February 04, 2006
Ben Moser said

hahaha that was great!

February 04, 2006
said

haha, yes... the issue will soon be resolved! I'll meet you two at the airport, the pentagon just called and said we were included in the 500...

February 05, 2006
said

you forgot that they also hate beer and "chew"... but that was hilarious, and i will be emailing it to my brother very soon!

February 05, 2006
kaitlin gay said

mm.. THATS what i want to do, cut off my finger! when i called mom yesterday to tell her about it she said "oh suck it up, its not going to fall off or anything..." REAL encouragement =) haha