Time for some funny stuff.
Ever wonder that things mean....like really. What the hell does emo really mean?
well......



2. Emo


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Punk
music on estrogen. Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals
that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy
remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music
that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the
emotive style of the lyrics and music. This genre has lately been
marketed heavily by the music industry to teenagers with bands such as Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday,
and has seen much commercial and mainstream success. The music has also
spawned a subculture which conforms to certain conventions in dress
such as tight sweatshirts, tight band T-shirts and horn-rim glasses.
Adherents profess to exessively melancholy temperments. Males that
adhere to the emo subculture are sometimes confused with metrosexuals;
indeed the line between the two is somwhat blurred, though both groups
claim to be intouch with their emotional side. The ephemeral and
hackneyed nature of emo songwriting suggests that its audience will be
restricted largely to teenagers. the genre suffers from a lack of
credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group, much like
current Nu Metal bands.

girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.

boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.

girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.

boyfriend: I'm already crying.

Yea....Well ...i found another one too.


Emu spelled incorrectly.

"That emo sure is fast!"

Yea i think i like that one better. 
Track stars watch out....those emo kids are out to get ya!


Comeing next.....
Fo' Shizzle my nizzle

Well
Target is getting close to being cool.

#1 Are you female?

#2 If you aren't, do you look good in hose?

#3 If you are, can I have your address & phone number?

#4 Do you mind if I play with my hard drive? My floppy drive? How do you
feel about large capacity storage devices with large transfer rates? (CD-ROM)

#5 Does computer dorkishness bother you?

#6 Will you psychoanalyze me?

#7 If you do, will you please leave me alone?

#8 Do you have a kleenex, a fishing bobber, a mathematic book & a purple
pen on your desk too? (Yes, its a desperate attempt at a pickup line.)

#9 Do you like Josh & John's Ice Cream?

#10 Do you go there at least once a week?

#11 Do you go there more than once a week?

#12 Do you see me there very much? Do I look funny with dutch chocolate
ice cream all over my face? If so, its my roommate you saw.

#13 Do pocket protectors excite you?

#14 How about checkered hunting pants and taped glasses?

#15 Do you know how to program in more than one language?

#16 Do you know how to program in more than two languages?

#17 Can you program in Swahili?

#18 How about Yiddish?

#19 Speaking of yiddish, did you like the movie YENTL with Barbara Streisand?

#20 How do you feel about cross dressing jewish girls then?

#21 Me too..

#22 Do you shut up when people hit you? Will you hit me very much?

#23 Are you available Friday night?

#23.5 How about next Saturday?

#23.7 How about Sunday?

#23.9 Ok, the Friday after that?

#23.999012 Ok, any time soon?

#24 What brand of pocket calculator do you prefer?

#25 Do you have more hair on your upper lip than I do?

#26 Do you eat Chili? Do you burp chili? Can you burp chili in Utah?

#27 Ok, now can you classify your burp as a Slickrock Toad's mating call?

#28 Do you like REM?

#29 Do you like INXS? PSB? ACRONYMS?

#30 How do you feel about the Northern League's party stance for the
secession of Italy into three separate nations?

#31 Can you add more than two numbers simultaneously?

#32 Can you do my Calculus homework on series for me then?

#33 Can you play racquetball?

#34 Can you play it really well?

#35 Can you lose to boost my ego?

#36 Do you drink?

#37 Do you drink a lot?

#38 Don't you think you should drink a lot in order to avoid dehydration?

#39 Do you find drooling on pillow attractive?

#40 I don't really drool on my pillow, but isn't it a good way to meet
people?

#41 What is the ln(2). How about ln(|2|)?

#42 Do you have a better computer than I do? Can I play on it?

#43 Will I have more fun with

          a) going on a date with you

          b) gnawing my arm off rather than risk waking you up by moving it

          c) run for a political office in a remote third world country

#44 Can you come up with long lists at random seemingly out of thin air?

#45 How about at sea level where the air is thicker?

#46 Do you feel that PV=nRT is an appropriate equation when we really
don't have an ideal gas that it can model?

#47 If you only have one M&M is it just a M? Or is it M&M/2?

#48 What's the fastest land mammal?

#49 How do you feel about premarital holding hands? kissing? sex? wild
passionate orgies involving lime green jello and rice krispies coupons?

#50 with Cheerios coupons?

#51 How much do I have to pay you to go out with me?

#52 Do you know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

#53 Is that an African or a European swallow?

#54 (Bonus Points) Can you quote Monty Python from heart?

#55 (Major detraction) How about Yentl?

#56 Do you brush your teeth with denture cream?

#57 Do you brush your teeth with New Crest bubblegum for kids?

#58 If answer yes to #57, would it be considered statutory rape?

#59 Do you find hemmerhoid commercials that air during dinner appetizing?

#60 Do you have more than one computer?

#61 Do you wear glasses?

#62 Are they bifocals?

#63 Do they get in the way of kissing?

#64 Do you have your own protective case for them?

#65 Do you tape them?

#66 Do you clean them with spit & your shirt tails?

#67 Do you mind if I clean my glasses with your shirt tails?

#68 What exactly is a shirt tail? Where's the head?

#69 Do you think that it should be termed a head or a restroom?

#69.1 If its a restroom, why don't people rest there?

#69.2 Do people get lots of rest when they die?

#69.3 If you die, does that mean you can't go to McDonald's any more?

#69.4 Why did McDonald's stop using animal fat on their fries?

#69.5 Do you like ketchup? (On your fries)

#69.55 How about other condiments?

#69.6 how about mint flavored condoms?

#69.7 Who came up with that idea for the stealth condom anyway?

#69.8 Doesn't the Stealth Bomber carry nuclear bombs?

#69.9 Did you know that nuclear bombs cause lower SAT scores from low
level radiation fallout that invades cow's milk? They also cause nuclear
war, which as every good debater knows, restrooms cause nuclear war!

#70 Did you ever debate in high school or college?

#71 You are in college aren't you?

#72 Ok, past junior high?

#73 Do you know my friend Scott? He's got red hair. He lives down the
hall from me. His dad and my dad went to school together too?

#74 Do you know any of my friends named scott? I know three scotts,
except two spell it scot.

#75 If something has a scot type nature to it, does that make it scottish?

#76 Do you shoot people for having bad puns?

#77 Will you laugh at my bad puns in order to make me think that I might
stand a chance at going out with you again?

#78 Do you find diversions like this one humorous if not a good way to
avoid working on homework?

#79 Can you name the five cardinal directions of the compass? What if
there really were five, what would the world be like?

#80 Will you hold past relationships over my head? Can I hold past
relationships over your head?

#81 Are you a bigger nerd than I am?

#82 Close to the same?

#83 Actually normal?

#84 Popular enough not to be seen in the same time zone with me?

#85 Can you tie cherry stems in knots with your tongue? Can you tie a
bowline with it?

#86 Do you like Meatloaf as a musical group?

#87 Do you like meatloaf as a dinner dish?

#88 Do you think that both Meatloaf and meatloaf could use a little
seasoning and that both are pretty much despised by the civilized world.

#89 Do you think Yentl is a good movie? Wait, I already asked that. Never
mind. Do you think that a remake of Yentl with the lead singer of
Meatloaf taking the lead role as the cross dressing jewish woman would be
a good flic?

#90 Do you ever find yourself staggering to come up with a question #90?
#91 How about a question #91?

#92 Please explain in 1000 words or more, with the advent of the medium,
fine, and thick point ball point pens, how will this impact reindeer
trade in Scandinavia?

#93 Is 42 really an appropriate answer to Life the Universe and
Everything? Don't you think 34 would have been better?

#94 Do you ever find people staring over your shoulder? Does it bother
you when they get drool on your sweater?

#95 How about a question #95?

#96 Asphinctersayswhat? Was it better in the first movie or the second?

#97 I think that Saturday night live was much better in the past. That's
a statement, not a question. Just thought I might share that.

#98 Do you use a jig, a fly, salmon eggs, or live bait when fishing?

#99 Would it bother you if I told you that I really was a fish in the
ocean that was a toaster imagining it was god? Would you send me for
psychiatric evaluation, or just tell me that a rose by any other name
would still be called Ray Charles?

#99.5 What if I just suggested that I might tell you that? would you
still suggest psychiatric evaluation?

#99.7 What if it was a carp?

#99.9 Did you know that 9^9^9 is the biggest number you can represent
with only three digits?

#99.99 Did you know that $0.32 is about the biggest number I can
represent with my check book?

#100 Hi, I'm Michael What's your name?

That's it. If you scored over 3245.678*10^32, chances are you'll be
perfect. Write me E-Mail.

If you scored around 100, write me E-Mail

If you scored around 50, write me E-mail

If you scored around 10, write me E-mail

if you didn't answer a single question, write me E-mail

if you got them all wrong to the point of getting the federal deficit as
a score, but you still think I'm more attractive than Alan Greenspan,
write me E-mail.

Or, if you like, you could write me E-mail.

AHAHA
funny and all, but im not kidding

So for those of you that have always wondered what my pets look like, but have never had the chance to come over....i give you pictures


yes ..they are the best pets in the whole wide world

    So I'm in on the phone last night with a friend, and I realize something.  Life inherently sucks.  I'm not trying to sound depressed of anything but life's a bitch, and the only way that were going to find any happieness is to not let it get is down.  I'm sick of being the infinitly nice person who never dislikes anyone, but inside I'm torn between letting people know that they're being asses, and need to change, or just doing what I always do, and act like im OK with everything. 
    There is not universal equality in the way that we think of fairness.  You love someone, and they may be indiffrent to it, go out with someone else that is a totaly superficial self centered ass, and then come back to you when they realize that their not happy.  On the other hand, because you are absorbed in said person that you will never have a chance with (logically speaking), than all the other people that want to go out with you are screwed.  Soo out of this we get a whole bunch of unhappy people, and only one happy one......the self centered drama queen that has the personality of a paperclip.

Yea...not cool if ya ask me.

       Now this all sounded very ego centric, and homo-superior...so let me finish with this justification.
    Happieness cannot be gained in anyway from earthly things.  You need to find joy in loving somone, even if they cant be with you.  You need to find a higher purpose than just getting a really cool car, and a pretty girlfriend.  People we need to stop being so effin shallow, wake up and smell the reality.
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P.S.  I still want a 3000 GT..............summer job here I come.

dont you hate that feeling that you get whenever you want something soo bad, and you cant have it, but you cant hate the person whose fault it is.....so youre stuck inside this endless circle.

Yea...things are great one day, and the next you want to with said person never existed, and was involved in youre life.....not because you dont like them, but because youre life has become a never ending rollercoaster, and you just want a little break where everything is clear.

But you never try to get to that place, because you cant deal with whatever you may have to give up, to accept the stop point.

Yea....thats my life right now.....i love it and hate it sooo much at the same time.

I just with i could go to bed at night, without thinking that ill have no idea what may happen the next day, and everything seems to be a possibility.

Well I'm leavin for dad's today....which means i wont check my email, post, or check comments as frequently as i usually do.  Just thought I'd let you guys know, so there may be a little lag in feedback.

In other news, Jonathan and I have been comissioned to build a website for his uncle.  This will be fun, as well as some great practical, hands on practice. 

and building computers is as fun as ever....just though I'd out that out there

Later guys

Michael

Soo tonight i was eatin dinner with mom, my bro, aunt and cousin, and get a call from Zack.  I had emailed him earlier wondering if was up to anything that night.  He just said that he had finished all he needed to for RTA, and so i decided to go over to his house and hang out.  Got there and found that eric and sean we also over there.  devin was also decided to hang out with us...and later lance showed up.  soo yea...we were just hangin out...decided to go downstaris and raid that fridge...
soo yea..bunch of college freshman, and highschool seniors acting like 9th graders...goodtimes im tellin ya
 
anyway there seems to be some underground gamin place in the borrow, and hef and i decided that were gonna go down there and show people how Halo is suppsed to be played.  ^_^
better bring nametags to preclaim our geekyness to the whole world

but enough of that...ive got computers to work on over here....plus way too much homework to finish

later
Michael

**************EDIT********************

i only work fri and sat from 12 till 6(sat) 7(fri)....in the unlikly even that somone was gonna come by ^_^

Soo work this weekend was awsome

We(Computer Renaissance) are moving across the st at the end of this month.....sacrificing space for visibility...

sooo we've got a crapload of stuff that we have to cram into 1/3 of the size ...goodtimes!!!!11

Scott decided that im officially in charge of organization ot the new store.....aparantly im a organizational geneius ^_^

soooo everyone who reads this needs to drop the computer store sometime

right now were over to the right of walmart at old hickory and nolensville....hit us up sometime!

later guys

Chaotic_Eclipse

Well...i finally got a phusebox....hmm...not to back

the best of xanga, and myspace if ya ask me

now, i must create groups.....but how???