Phusebox

Lots of snow and ice means: no work! had a fun day. Went and played raquetball with Meyekul. We then went to toots (the most awesomost place to eat ever!). Went and worked on Shout with paul, the bass player on the copy I have is AMAZING, but I will be trying my best on it tomorrow it shoudl sound good. Dad's B-Day was yesterday, we bought him dinner last night and then we had his party tonight. Yeah good day.

On a different note.

I get to take this hott chick to her prom!

photo from Linda Lu

Should be a lot of fun

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Short break

February 12 2006

So I am working on homework, reading some really non interesting stuff, and I go to take a short break to eat dinner with some friends. I ended up taking a five hour short break...not to smart. Yeah, I definitely hate school.

I locked my keys all of them, my car keys, my apartment keys, my church keys, in my mustang today.Luckily I didn't lock my truck key in as well. I had to go get another key from the guy I bought the car from.

It needs to dry up. It is no fun driving on slick roads. Especially in a rear wheel drive vehicle (which both of mine are)

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So funny

January 29 2006

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing
that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn't
work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

______________________________________

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0
is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return
to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program,
but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do
Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use will cause the system to launch the program Nag
Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
I recommend Flowers
2.1 and Diamonds
5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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Work

January 26 2006

Been doing a lot of work lately. Thought I would post some photos of one of the houses that we did.

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Change...Good...Bad...and None

January 25 2006

I have been giving it some serious thought lately and I would like some honest opinions.

What could I change about me that would make me a better person?

What is there about me that you would deffinitly not want changed about me?

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YOU HAVE TO READ

January 09 2006

these are great, actual quotes from the courtroom. I couldn't stop laughing.

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"

Witness: "I only have one, you know."

Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage
terminated?"

Witness: "By death."

Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my
face when I took your purse?"

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"

Witness: "July 15th."

Lawyer: "What year?"

Witness: "Every year."

Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"

Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was
stolen from the hall closet."

Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"

Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."

Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"

Witness: "'Winchester'!"

Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"

Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you
looked like?"

Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."

Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"

Witness: "Er...his face."

Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at
all?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"

Witness: "I forget."

Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something
that you've forgotten?"

Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"

Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."

Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"

Witness: "Forty-five years."

Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you
when he woke that morning?"

Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"

Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"

Witness: "My name is Susan."

Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"

Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."

Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"

Witness: "After the accident?"

Lawyer: "Before the accident."

Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school
for it."

Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your
red and blue lights flashing?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her
car?"

Witness: "Yes, sir."

Lawyer: "What did she say?"

Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was
alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere."

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the
collision?"

Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"

Officer: "Yes, I do."

Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time
you had the plaintiff on radar?"

Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."

Lawyer: "What happened then?"

Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you
can identify me.'"

Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest
man--"

Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return
the compliment."

Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"

Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

Lawyer: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"

Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."

Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"

Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon,
didn't you?"

Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."

Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"

Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize
that picture."

Witness: "That's me."

Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"

Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were
sworn in?"

Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"

Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."

Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"

Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"

Witness: "Four times."

Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"

Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "How many were boys?"

Witness: "None."

Lawyer: "Were there girls?"

Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what
it looked like, but can you describe it?"

Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"

Witness: "Yes."

Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"

Witness: "Not yet."

Lawyer: (realizing he was on the verge of asking a stupid
question) "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."

Lawyer: "Do you recall approximately the time that you examined
the body of Mr. Eddington at the Rose Chapel?"

Witness: "It was in the evening. The autopsy started about
8:30pm."

Lawyer: "And Mr. Eddington was dead at the time, is that correct?"

Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"

Witness: "Borofkin."

Lawyer: "What's his first name?"

Witness: "I can't remember."

Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't
remember his first name?"

Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and
pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake,
tell them your first name!"

Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"

Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.

Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"

Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.

Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"

Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

Lawyer: "What is your marital status?"

Witness: "Fair."

Lawyer: "Are you married?"

Witness: "No, I'm divorced."

Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"

Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."

Lawyer: "And who is this person you are speaking of?"

Witness: "My ex-widow said it.

Lawyer: "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"

Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her
children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."

Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?"

Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"

Witness: "Yes sir."

Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"

Lawyer: "Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to
a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"

Witness: "No. This is how I dress when I go to work."

The Court: "Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all
present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any."

Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"

Witness: "Picking them up in the air."

Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"

Witness: "Attached to the ears."

Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted
to and were able, for the time being excluding all the
restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have
brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"

Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out
and shot."

Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral.
Ok? What school do you go to?"

Witness: "Oral."

Lawyer: "How old are you?"

Witness: "Oral."

Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"

Witness: "She is my daughter."

Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"

Lawyer: "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not,
where there was a victim?"

Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and
doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"

Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"

Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."

Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"

Lawyer: "Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered
you indignities?"

Witness: "He didn't offer me nothing. He just said I could have
the furniture."

Lawyer: "So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what
did you observe with respect to your scalp?"

Witness: "I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the
hospital."

Lawyer: "It was covered?"

Witness: "Yes, bandaged."

Lawyer: "Then, later on...what did you see?"

Witness: "I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were
removed and put on top of my head."

Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"

Witness: "I could see his head."

Lawyer: "And where was his head?"

Witness: "Just above his shoulders."

Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"

Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty
drunk."

Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being
a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"

Witness: "The victim lived."

Lawyer: "The truth of the matter is that you were not an
unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in
the fracas."

Witness: "No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas
and the naval."

Lawyer: "Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was
under the influence?"

Witness: "Because he was argumentary, and he couldn't
pronunciate his words."

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Christmas

January 02 2006

Just got back from Christmas in New Hampshire. We went ice skating, sledding and all that good stuff, but a twenty hour one way drive is no fun.

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102.5 %

December 16 2005

Final exam in earth science 41/40 = 102.5 %

Talk about a good day!

Gonna have a LAN party all night Thursday so I can sleep in the van all day Friday on my way to New Hampshire with my family. Other than that, Schools over, swamped with work, deprived of sleep (what else is new). Ready for a break, just don't want to be bored over it.

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Nectar of the gods

November 29 2005

That's what Ken would call the stuff that I have consumed in order to be conscious, four liters of good old code red.

Procrastination is bad for the health. I am here at quarter till six a.m. because I have been writing a paper all night and if I go to sleep now I won't wake up for class. The only alternative? Stay awake for an extra hour and a half. Hopefully I'll learn from this, but chances are that I won't.

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6 A.M.!

October 30 2005

Stupid cell phone. My alarm went off at seven so I could get to church on time. I get to church at 7:35 and no one is there. It hit me, I turned the phone off and then on it was 6:30. The phone hadn't changed, I could have gotten another hour of sleep.

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