Dear Tech Support:  

 

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed  that the new program began unexpected child processing
that took up a  lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn't
work on Wife 1.0. Please help!  
 
Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

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REPLY:  

Dear Troubled User:  

 

This is a very common problem that men complain about.  

 

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it  is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0
is an  OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return
to Girlfriend  7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from  the system once installed.
 

 

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
 

 

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program,
but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do
Bills 4.2 .
 

 

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use will cause the system to launch the program Nag
Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
I recommend Flowers
2.1 and Diamonds
5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
 

 
Best of luck,  

Tech Support