So...I did very well, I think, in tonights game. Yet most of my team did very bad. We lost. Worst than last time. I had one amazing interception, three pass blocks, and multipile catches. My battle scars include: a twisted ankle, from a trick play that I was attempting to do before the game (it would have been really cool), two bleeding knees from the stupid fake turf, and a twisted shoulder from a guy who slammed me into the wall and wrenched my arm around to take the ball out of my hands....what fun, though I will be paying dearly for it in the morning. One more game next week, then I am going to try flag football which should be more fun.

Went to Bonhoffers before the game. I left after about five minutes becasue there wasn't anyone to hang out with there and I didn't care for the band playing at the time.

Trilogy practices this week should be intereasting. I will be the only sound tech and I have three different wireless lapel changes that I have to make in the middle of the performance...I should be able to get it.

lookin forward to prom which is three weeks away. As well as the end of the semester.

well I said that I would give more info about the wedding so...Jeff got
married on april fools day (why I don't know) but while they were doing
food and stuff I jacked the rear axle of their car up just enough so
that the rear wheels were just barely off the ground. Some other
unnamed individuals painted the windows with hearts and junk and tied
ribbons all over. Myself and some other individuals moved the luggage
to the truck (and had I found the truck keys I would have moved that as
well). I jacked the heat and the radio up in the car and thought about
disconecting the battery but I didn't. The expresions that we got were
great. It was fun. But for some reason we weren't able to find out what
hotel they were staying at. I have no idea why he wouldn't tell
anyone....lol


Trilogy went great on sunday. Another one this week. You should come
and see it. 8:30, 11, and 6 on Sunday. message me or call me for
directions.


long day today (what else is new?) had my truck towed last night so I
had about five (rather heated on my part) conversations with the
apartment staff about it. To no avail.


Saturday morning Linda and I went and rented/reserved a tux. Black with
a silver vest and tie. She will be wearing her blue dress.


photo from Linda Lu

deffinitaly have a hott date
deffinitaly looking forward to prom
as well as the hummer that I hope to be driving to prom
(if all works out like it should)

other than that...school, work, and not much else

Why do I bother?

Wedding pics of my sisters...more about saturday later

So...Last night was fun, even thought we lost. After work and trilogy practice (come on sunday! if you need directions message me) I had some down time before my arena football game so I went to Bonhoffers to see some of the bands. I only got to see one before I went to my game. Just as we were allowed on the field to practice one of the refs told me that I couldn't wear anything with pockets on them (I prefer to play in pants becuase I slide a lot) so I had fiteen minutes to run back to my apartment and get my shorts, I made it back in thirteen. I had a soem good plays and some bad ones, but it wasn't meant to be. We get to try again next thursday at 11. After our defeat I went back to Bonhoffers to see another band, and I must admit that I thought that they were pretty good. Last night made me want to play for fun again. Play music that is my style. I miss it. I talked to Paul about playing and we might try to do so.

worked all day today after school. got another house closed, but I have a few more things to go back and do on it. These customers were great and easy to work with. The rain today messed a lot of my schedule up.

I can never do enough.

I got to drive an '06 Lexus today! It was awesome...the smoothest ride that I have ever had...lots of fun.

Been extremly busy lately between working and school. Closing on a house tomorrow and another on friday. Been helping Jeff lay tile in his house, I have been teaching him how while laying it, this has resulted in three nights of working on his house till midnight after a long day of school and work, and still having to get up at six either for school, work, or church the next day. Yeah....long week. Have relatives coming in for the wedding, for those who don't know my older brother Jeff is getting married on saturday. Here is a pic if any of you are intereasted

Was supposed to start running with Ken last friday but I had football practice thursday...and will have football games for the next three thursdays so I will have to put that off for a little longer

The Easter Trilogy starts on sunday, I have the tech rehearsal for it on thursday and will miss the dress rehearsal on saturday becasue I will be at a wedding. It is three different dramas
The first "The Life and Miracles of Jesus" is this Sunday (April 2) at 8:30am, 11am, and 6:30pm. The second "The Death of Jesus Christ" is the folowing Sunday (April 9) at the same times. And the third "The Resurrection of Jesus" is the Sunday after that (April 16). They are good and I think that you all should try to make it.

That's all for now...I'm gonna go to bed

had practice tonight...should be a lot of fun. We have our first game next Thursday night at ten on the indoor soccer field in the rec center. I have no idea how well we will do, but it will be a blast. There are four teams and the two teams with at least 2 out of 3 will have a playoff with each other.

I joined an
Arena Football team today. The  game is going to be different from what
I thought that it was going to be...it is kind of like frisbee football with a real football...but it should be fun nonetheless.

The actor that has been chosen for the next James Bond movie can't drive a stick! What are they thinking?

http://blogs.suntimes.com/pickett/2006/02/driving_a_stick_required_for_m.html

For those of you who understand what a horrible thing this is there is a petition to pull this jerk off. My signature is #8714. You should go and sign as well!

http://www.petitiononline.com/letter/petition.html

Lots of snow and ice means: no work! had a fun day. Went and played raquetball with Meyekul. We then went to toots (the most awesomost place to eat ever!). Went and worked on Shout with paul, the bass player on the copy I have is AMAZING, but I will be trying my best on it tomorrow it shoudl sound good. Dad's B-Day was yesterday, we bought him dinner last night and then we had his party tonight. Yeah good day.

On a different note.



I get to take this hott chick to her prom!


photo from Linda Lu

Should be a lot of fun

So I am working on homework, reading some really non interesting stuff, and I go to take a short break to eat dinner with some friends. I ended up taking a five hour short break...not to smart. Yeah, I definitely hate school.

I locked my keys all of them, my car keys, my apartment keys, my church keys, in my mustang today.Luckily I didn't lock my truck key in as well. I had to go get another key from the guy I bought the car from.

It needs to dry up. It is no fun driving on slick roads. Especially in a rear wheel drive vehicle (which both of mine are)

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Dear Tech Support:  

 

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed  that the new program began unexpected child processing
that took up a  lot of space and valuable resources. In addition , Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and
now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting
and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall doesn't
work on Wife 1.0. Please help!  
 
Thanks,

A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)

______________________________________  

 

REPLY:  

Dear Troubled User:  

 

This is a very common problem that men complain about.  

 

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it  is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0
is an  OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return
to Girlfriend  7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program
files from  the system once installed.
 

 

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child
Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
 

 

The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give
the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program,
but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs,
such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do
Bills 4.2 .
 

 

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use will cause the system to launch the program Nag
Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
I recommend Flowers
2.1 and Diamonds
5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
 

 
Best of luck,  

Tech Support 

 

Been doing a lot of work lately. Thought I would post some photos of one of the houses that we did.

I have been giving it some serious thought lately and I would like some honest opinions.

What could I change about me that would make me a better person?

What is there about me that you would deffinitly not want changed about me?

these are great, actual quotes from the courtroom. I couldn't stop laughing.

• Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
  


• Witness: "I only have one, you know."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage
  terminated?"
  


• Witness: "By death."
  


• Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
  

---

• Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my
  face when I took your purse?"
  

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.

---

• Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
  


• Witness: "July 15th."
  


• Lawyer: "What year?"
  


• Witness: "Every year."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?"
  


• Witness: "There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was
  stolen from the hall closet."
  


• Lawyer: "Can you identify the rifle?"
  


• Witness: "Yes. There was something written on the side of it."
  


• Lawyer: "And what did the writing say?"
  


• Witness: "'Winchester'!"
  

---

• Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
  


• Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you
  looked like?"
  


• Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
  


• Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
  


• Witness: "Er...his face."
  

---

• Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at
  all?"
  


• Witness: "Yes."
  


• Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
  


• Witness: "I forget."
  


• Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something
  that you've forgotten?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
  


• Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
  


• Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
  


• Witness: "Forty-five years."
  

---

• Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you
  when he woke that morning?"
  


• Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
  


• Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
  


• Witness: "My name is Susan."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
  


• Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"
  


• Witness: "After the accident?"
  


• Lawyer: "Before the accident."
  


• Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school
  for it."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your
  red and blue lights flashing?"
  


• Witness: "Yes."
  


• Lawyer: "Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her
  car?"
  


• Witness: "Yes, sir."
  


• Lawyer: "What did she say?"
  


• Witness: "'What disco am I at?'"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
  check for a pulse?"
  


• Witness: "No."
  


• Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
  


• Witness: "No."
  


• Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
  


• Witness: "No."
  


• Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was
  alive when you began the autopsy?"
  


• Witness: "No."
  


• Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
  


• Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
  


• Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
  


• Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
  practicing law somewhere."
  

---

• Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the
  collision?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "And you check your radar unit frequently?"
  


• Officer: "Yes, I do."
  


• Lawyer: "And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time
  you had the plaintiff on radar?"
  


• Officer: "Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly."
  

---

• Lawyer: "What happened then?"
  


• Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you
  can identify me.'"
  


• Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
  


• Witness: "No."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest
  man--"
  


• Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return
  the compliment."
  

---

• Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"
  

---

• Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
  


• Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon,
  didn't you?"
  


• Witness: "I went to Europe, sir."
  


• Lawyer: "And you took your new wife?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize
  that picture."
  


• Witness: "That's me."
  


• Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were
  sworn in?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
  


• Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
  


• Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
  


• Witness: "Yes."
  


• Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"
  


• Witness: "Four times."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
  


• Witness: "Yes."
  


• Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
  


• Witness: "None."
  


• Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what
  it looked like, but can you describe it?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
  


• Witness: "Yes."
  


• Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
  


• Witness: "Not yet."
  

---

• Lawyer: (realizing he was on the verge of asking a stupid
  question) "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Do you recall approximately the time that you examined
  the body of Mr. Eddington at the Rose Chapel?"
  


• Witness: "It was in the evening. The autopsy started about
  8:30pm."
  


• Lawyer: "And Mr. Eddington was dead at the time, is that correct?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
  


• Witness: "Borofkin."
  


• Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
  


• Witness: "I can't remember."
  


• Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't
  remember his first name?"
  


• Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and
  pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake,
  tell them your first name!"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
  


• Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
  


• Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
  


• Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
  


• Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
  


• Witness: "No."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
  


• Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
  

---

• Lawyer: "What is your marital status?"
  


• Witness: "Fair."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Are you married?"
  


• Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
  


• Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
  


• Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."
  

---

• Lawyer: "And who is this person you are speaking of?"
  


• Witness: "My ex-widow said it.
  

---

• Lawyer: "How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?"
  


• Witness: "Well, a gal down the road had had several of her
  children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
  people?"
  


• Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
  


• Witness: "Yes sir."
  


• Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to
  a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
  


• Witness: "No. This is how I dress when I go to work."
  

---

• The Court: "Now, as we begin, I must ask you to banish all
  present information and prejudice from your minds, if you have any."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Did he pick the dog up by the ears?"
  


• Witness: "No."
  


• Lawyer: "What was he doing with the dog's ears?"
  


• Witness: "Picking them up in the air."
  


• Lawyer: "Where was the dog at this time?"
  


• Witness: "Attached to the ears."
  

---

• Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted
  to and were able, for the time being excluding all the
  restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have
  brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
  


• Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out
  and shot."
  

---

• Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral.
  Ok? What school do you go to?"
  


• Witness: "Oral."
  


• Lawyer: "How old are you?"
  


• Witness: "Oral."
  

---

• Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
  


• Witness: "She is my daughter."
  


• Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not,
  where there was a victim?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person
  dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and
  doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
  


• Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
  


• Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
  

---

• Lawyer: "Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered
  you indignities?"
  


• Witness: "He didn't offer me nothing. He just said I could have
  the furniture."
  

---

• Lawyer: "So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what
  did you observe with respect to your scalp?"
  


• Witness: "I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the
  hospital."
  


• Lawyer: "It was covered?"
  


• Witness: "Yes, bandaged."
  


• Lawyer: "Then, later on...what did you see?"
  


• Witness: "I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were
  removed and put on top of my head."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
  


• Witness: "I could see his head."
  


• Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
  


• Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Do you drink when you're on duty?"
  


• Witness: "I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty
  drunk."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being
  a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
  


• Witness: "The victim lived."
  

---

• Lawyer: "The truth of the matter is that you were not an
  unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in
  the fracas."
  


• Witness: "No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas
  and the naval."
  

---

• Lawyer: "Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was
  under the influence?"
  


• Witness: "Because he was argumentary, and he couldn't
  pronunciate his words."
  

Just got back from Christmas in New Hampshire. We went ice skating, sledding and all that good stuff, but a twenty hour one way drive is no fun.

Final exam in earth science 41/40 = 102.5 %

Talk about a good day!

Gonna have a LAN party all night Thursday so I can sleep in the van all day Friday on my way to New Hampshire with my family. Other than that, Schools over, swamped with work, deprived of sleep (what else is new). Ready for a break, just don't want to be bored over it.

That's what Ken would call the stuff that I have consumed in order to be conscious, four liters of good old code red.

Procrastination is bad for the health. I am here at quarter till six a.m. because I have been writing a paper all night and if I go to sleep now I won't wake up for class. The only alternative? Stay awake for an extra hour and a half. Hopefully I'll learn from this, but chances are that I won't.

Stupid cell phone. My alarm went off at seven so I could get to church on time. I get to church at 7:35 and no one is there. It hit me, I turned the phone off and then on it was 6:30. The phone hadn't changed, I could have gotten another hour of sleep.

I got a new car!

I got a 2002 gray ford focus. When I get access to a digital camera I will post some photos.

Exams this week. Don't wanna study, but I don't wanna fail. I have to keep a 3.0

Life is very stressfull, lots of work to do, lots of school to do, and lots of other junk to do

Little by little, piece by piece

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This is kinda fun, lots of work left to do though