Ahhh...yes, it's that time again, more fun than a barrel of monkeys...

1.  Korn--Someone kill Korn, or get them saved because only converting the lead guitarist still left the band limping.  One of the forerunners of the nu metal genre, it's no wonder than every album, despite a few good singles in their entire discography, returns the void from whence it came.  Do the right thing: put away artists who're stuck on endless repeat.

2.  Demon Hunter--I can't figure out why people like this band: they're loosely Christian, and copy an already tired nu metal sound.

3.  Barlow Girl--I love to hate Barlow Girl, simply for that fact I can't believe so many people are trying so hard to get signed, but this shit slips through...somehow, some way.  The idea of Barlow Girl is purity through courtship and abstinence, yet still maintaining the ability to "rock".  If that doesn't tip you off to a paradox prima facie, realize that "rock 'n roll" was coined as a euphemism for sexual intercourse.  Now, I'm not one to burst the Christian rock bubble, but I find it funny nonetheless.  Barlow Girl, aside from some vocal talent, can not play.  I know several thousand people in the Middle Tennessee area alone who can create beyond their level, a fact which brings me back to my point: why the hell did someone give them a record deal?

4.  Paris Hilton--Why, God? Why?

5.  Gavin Degraw--Some friends of mine saw him live, then came away stating that I, unsigned joe schmo, was better.  Hmmm...plus, his songs are annoying.

6.  Pussycat Dolls--Have you seen this girls dance?  They're terrible.  What's worse is that their songs make little use of all six of them, and their songs are just not good anyway.

May be continued...