August 07 2005
Had a blast in Hawaii! But not looking forward to working 7:30 to 5:00 for the rest of the summer ... why do it then? I am however looking forward to the paychecks! I've got a Vegas trip planned with Adam for November ... so I got to start saving for that! Fun stuff huh?

Searching for the river!

July 04 2005
You know all the cliche sayings people have about a bridge ...

cry a river and build a bridge and get over it

if everyone else jumped off a bridge ... would you

it's water under the bridge

run to the bridge with it

hiding under the bridge

I've got one question ... Where in the world is the river this bridge crosses?

Cause I've come to the conclusion that that is where the answers to many of life's questions lie!

The REAL story!

July 02 2005
Eve's Side of the Story:

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in
pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......... she felt
that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part.You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right.How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see............ where did I put the useless boob?"

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that stuff about the rib?

Props To Those In The Know!

June 21 2005
One question:

When you're driving down a highway and you see a sign that reads "Blasting Zone Ahead" ... shouldn't that read "Road Closed"?