Brian King has EXPLODED!

May 09 2006

He was just standing there. Then he exploded, leaving only charred and smoldering furniture. It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just
blow up like that? I mean, you wouldn't think it was medically
possible, would you? It's not every day your friend just up and explodes.

Eric Bean

May 09 2006
Actually, things explode quite frequently. In fact, a small amount of dynamite between the toes is a very effective cure for athlete's foot. Now, many of the medical profession are sceptical about my work. They point to my record of treatment of athlete's foot sufferers - eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing, believed cured. However, I believe that treatment by explosives will advance so much that all other forms of treatment will be obsolete within the decade.

Hunter Barry

May 09 2006
Come to think of it, didn't Burger King have athlete's foot?


May 10 2006
it probably has something to do with him being a whore.

the brian king kenobi

May 10 2006
i don't remember exploding . . .

Craig Barry

May 10 2006
I suspect the Spanish Inquistion. Ximinez: NOBODY suspects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four* *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. [The Inquisition exits] Chapman: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. [JARRING CHORD] [The cardinals burst in] Ximinez: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh damn! [To Cardinal Biggles] I can't say it - you'll have to say it. Biggles: What? Ximinez: You'll have to say the bit about 'Our chief weapons are ...' Biggles: [rather horrified]: I couldn't do that... AND SO ON...


May 13 2006
thank god.