"When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing." - unknown

"If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room." - Anita Koddick

I don't suffer from insanity.  I enjoy every minute of it. - unknown

Few women admit their age.  Few men act theirs.

Originality is the art of concealing your sources.

My life has a supurb cast, but I can't figure out the plot

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.