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June 09 2005
The following is a public service announcement...

Fuck clothes.

Fuck shirts.

Fuck skirts.

Fuck capris.

Fuck clothing in any size, shape, color, or form in which it may exist. Fuck clothing designers. Fuck clothing manufacturers. Fuck clothing retailers.

The following is a list of clothing retailers that have my permission and reccomendation to go to hell.

Target can go to hell.

Kohl's can go to hell.

Old Navy can go to hell.

Gap can go to hell.

Charlotte Russe can also go to hell.

Know what? I have short, meaty legs. I have a huge ghetto booty. I have a thick waist that is dramatically smaller than my hips and ass. I have a big rib cage. I do not have large breasts. Know what else? I'm still hotter than all the people who design and make the shit that they call clothes on the racks in stores.

So they can be fucked and go to hell.

And I will just keep to my bedroom and go naked.

Becky A.

June 09 2005
Sounds like a great idea... I'm guessing this all started with a shopping spree gone wrong?

Megan

June 09 2005
Nice... I have problems with cloths too... I'm so tall all the shirts aren't long enough... And my thighs are big so my pants have big waists... Feel better?... Love ya!

Anonymous

June 09 2005
I prefer to just not go shopping unless it's completely necessary