Me: Jenna what time is it?
Jenna: It's eleventy two o'clock.

"Point!" My wonderful boyfriend Kenny.

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
~ Walter Winchell ~

"True friends don't stand behind you when you need them, they stand beside you."

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. 
~Theodore Roosevelt

"It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out of your door," he used to say.  "You step into the Road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no knowing where you might be swept off to." 
~J.R.R. Tolkien, "Three Is Company," The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 1954

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. 
 ~Albert Einstein

"And I... I took the road less traveled by... and that has made all the difference."
~Robert Frost

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.  ~Nora Ephron, When Harry Met Sally

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."
~ Mark Twain (1835-1910) ~

Love is a thing, well, its kind of like quicksand:  
The more you are in it, the deeper you sink
And when it hits you, you've just got to fall

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry

"Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than one raised below the Mason-Dixon line. Once you go Southern, may the good Lord help you, you never go back."
- Kenny Chesney