Jonathan Wood
Relationship Status
In A Relationship
Highschool
Central Baptist School
Interests
Brittany, music, theology, philosophy
Favorite Music
I will listen to anything and everything but most rap
Favorite Movies
The Godfather Trilogy, Mission: Impossible, Unbreakable, A Beautiful Mind, The Departed
Favorite Books
Heart of Darkness, the Bible
Other Websites
http://clean.i8.com
I'm going to be honest
October 19 2006
I hate Chuck Norris jokes. However, I just read an article about them, and they quote Norris telling his two favorites that he has read, so I will post them here, lest he kill me with a roundhouse kick to the face:
"They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt.
Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard."
"When Chuck
Norris does pushups, he doesn't push up. He pushes the earth down."
"They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mt.
Rushmore, but the granite wasn't tough enough for his beard."
"When Chuck
Norris does pushups, he doesn't push up. He pushes the earth down."
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James White
October 19 2006
I was stuck in the Lounge with Rick and Jarrad while they made them for about two hours last semester. I thought either one of the three of us was going to die, or two of the three of us would. I was debating heavily and had almost reached a conclusion when they left. It was painful.
