So I made it to Memphis alive.  Slightly sunburned from hanging my arm out my window for a few hours, but alive nonetheless.  I finished all of my required posting for calculus and worked out a deal with Kathy McGill that, if my teacher emails my grade to her, I get my scholarship back before the deadline.  Yay!  Now I've just got to call the Financial Aid office (I'd rather choke myself to death on steaming dog poop) to see if I can get the lottery scholarship back with an email.  That'd be most dandy.  Delectably delightful, even.

On the bright side, I had a local judge's 12-year-old daughter hit on me.  It was a very interesting, unique experience.  When she realized she was getting nowhere, she immediately became offensive and rude.  Now, she obviously has come nowhere near the art of pursual at which we may find such celebrities as Don Juan, Cassanova, or myself.  For those of you who are pursuing unsuccessfully (aka not Josh and Liz...Daniel, read for future reference), follow this simple advice: never give up.  Even if you divert your attention during the pursual, continue on your quest for that ultimate love.  Case in point: I have been actively and openly pursuing a particular girl for about 2 years now.  During that time, I have dated 8 different girls.  Even though I became emotionally involved in most of these relationships (note that I did not say "all"), I reserved myself to a large extent for this girl.  While that may be dooming every other relationship since I will not give all of myself to them, I like to look forward to the day that she will cave in.  Moral of the story: persistence and stubborness pay off.  Just wait and see.

Now, it's time for bed.
Ahora, es el tiempo para dormir.  Voy a ir hasta manana.  En la noche de la manana, voy a escribir en mi Phusebox otra vez.  Hasta luego.