Okay, so I made the 4-hour trip today from Cookeville to Cordova, the small bit of Shelby County that is still unincorporated by Memphis.  Things have been going well so far.  Naturally, that's all going to change tomorrow as we go to my dad's family's celebration of the Easter holiday.  I'm going to be in mental agony for the day as I deal with idiotic cousins, spoiled brat aunts and uncles, and an out-of-touch step-grandfather.  They're the kind of people that make me appreciate the morons of the world for their intelligence and coherent thought.  It is seriously that bad...my mental powers fade faster at these gatherings than while watching From Justin to Kelly (this, as you should know, was the movie that dropped my IQ score by upwards of 90 points).  Bleh.