It's 2:12 AM and all sorts of creatures lurk in the darkness...







ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!







But have no fear! Frederick the Love Monkey will save the day!  Err...Night.







And in the night, Frederick receives a phone call: "Come to the Taj Mahal at 2:22."







"OK!"







So he went, not knowing what he would find there, lurking in the dark,
deep, dank jungles of India . . . But the last thing he expected was. .
.







Theopold, the Chicken of DOOM!!!







AHHHH!!!  Not Theopold, the Chicken of DOOM!!!







Yes, tis I!  Theopold, the Chicken of DOOM!!!







Do we have to say Theopold, the Chicken of DOOM!!! in every slide?







No. . .







I could EAT YOU!!! MWAHAHA!!!







My eye! You ate out my eye, you fiend! I must escape to. . .






LONDON!






Then, in order to escape from enemy agents, he went to France, where he met and fell in love with a monkey by the name of FiFi la Monkee.






Then he met her husband. . .






So he ran to the US Capitol building to request political asylum.






And the President said: "NO!"






So they locked him in a closet with nothing to eat but a flashlight and it's batteries.






As he was tunneling out of the closet, he saw something in the distance.  It was. . .






CLAY AIKEN!!!






After posing for a quick picture, Frederick the Love Monkey took a cruise to . . .






The fiery lake of burning sulphur that is the second death!






But he was saved by Theopold, the Chicken of DOOM!!!, who had a sudden change of heart.  "So, where do you want to go?"






DISNEY WORLD!!!






Where he took trumpet lessons . . .






From Sauron! Lord of Mordor!






Considering Sauron was just a giant eyeball, he needed Frederick the Love Monkey to help him take over the world!!!






And all in time to be home by 2:30.




THE END




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