so last night i went with sam and rocky to the drug test place so sam could get a urine drug test. well it had just started like really storming and this guy with sleeve tattoos and a woman with him walked in and sat down across from us. and we were talkin about something and he was fuck man....

and he started talkin about tennesse drivers and stuff and how he cant believe them and sayin he was doin like 85 down the interstate and this old lady speeded past him doin like 95 and flipped him off.

ohmigosh i was crackin up. but he kept telling us about his life and i was like wow! cause he was talkin about living up in new york and ridin his bike over the snow and his worst accident ever was in '92 and he was tellin us about that and one time he was standing next to a tree and lightning hit it and it flew him back 60 yrds and into another tree and broke all of his ribs and dislocated both of his hips. i was sitting there like holy shit!!

but we were talkin to him and he kept telling us storys about him and then this guy had tried to beat the shit out of him and busted his skull with a baseball bat and larry got up and stabbed an ice pick in the guys neck and that he was in the hospital and died 5 times on the table and came back each time and was in a coma for 6 months and woke up and said damn that was a nice nap. They told him he was in a coma and he was like, 'Well then that was a hellova nice nap!'

but the whole time we were there we were all talking shit about people and stories about us and him. and we had a good time. lol. i don't think i'll ever forget that guy. he was like the most interesting person i've ever met.

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