Success

September 05 2006


The road to success is not straight.

There is a curve called Failure,
a loop called Confusion, speed bumps called Friends, red lights called Enemies, caution lights called Family. You will have flats called Jobs. But, if you have a spare called Determination, an engine called Perseverance,
insurance called Faith, a driver called Jesus, you will make it to a place called Success

Roller Coasters

September 04 2006

WOW! I just got back from GA last night at like 12:30. It was the first time I ever road a roller coaster we went to 6 flags it was so much fun.

Chuck Norris Fact

August 29 2006

There is no theory of evolution just a small list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris Fact

August 28 2006

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris Fact

August 27 2006

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris Fact

August 26 2006

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.





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Hope you like.

Chuck Norris Fact

August 25 2006

 
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.




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Wait for one everyday just for fun I have some good ones



Shaving

August 13 2006

I started shaving today. I am 13 it makes my face feel weird.      

Falling

August 08 2006

We
fall so we can learn to pick ourselves back up

Pirates

August 01 2006
Pirates operate by doarding your ship stealing your treasure and killing everyone on board. So if a Pirate askes to board your ship say no.

Eagles

August 01 2006

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

The Ten Commandments in Cajun.

June 22 2006
 1. God is number one...
and das' All.
2. Don't pray to nuttin' or
nobody... jus' God.
3. Don't cuss nobody...
'specially da Good Lord.
4. When it be Sunday...
pass yo'self by God's House.
5. Yo mama an'
yo daddy dun did it all... lissen to
dem.
6. Killin' duck an' fish,
das' OK... people - No!
7. God done give you a
wife... sleep wit' jus' her.
8. Don't take
nobody's boat... or nuttin' else.
9. Don't go wantin'
somebody's stuff.
10. Stop lyin'... yo tongue
gonna fall out yo mouf!

Love

May 14 2006
No one falls in love by Choice its by Chace
No one stays in love by Chance its by Work
No one falls out of love by Chance its by Choice