I think that sufficiently covers it.

I won't go on too long of a rant, because I can't stand it when people wallow. And even though I still do it on occasion, I don't like being a hippocrite.

Some of my more recent problems [in short]:

• I have ruddy skin.
  
• The object of my obsession affection is a dingbat.
  
• I lost count of the number of times today that I ran my car over a curb or accidentally almost caused it bodily harm.
  
• I have given myself at least 3 large bruises in the past week. Not from anything athletic or amazing - more like from walking into furniture and walls and such.
  
• I haven't done any of my summer homework.
  
• My friends don't like each other. Sometimes I wonder if I like them either.
  
• I am so incompetent of a [female] human being that I can neither comprehend nor execute the proper operation of simple objects such as a blow dryer, a hair clip, or an eyeliner pencil.
  
• I did not keep the promise I made to myself at the beginning of the summer - about quitting sodas, working out, getting a job, any of it.
  
• I'm not patient.
  
• At times I'm not very compassionate either.
  
• I get terribly upset about the stupidest things.
  
• I'm missing a really good band tonight. Because I'm currently too much of a bitch to enjoy myself and have a good time.
  

Well... that's not really short. But it's shorter than the paragraph-for-every-bullet long entry I could have written.