So today in JROTC, they played that game with the different colored hershey kisses that stand for pregnancy or various diseases and such, yes?

Well, most of these kids have played this game in middle school.  So they all take the silver ones, because those are always the disease-free ones.  By the time they get passed to the seniors, there's one silver one and a whole bunch of gold ones left.  Trish and I take the gold ones, assuming we've caught some terrible disease, while Clint takes the silver one.

Everyone who has a gold one is told to stand up.  This means me, Trish, and one or two of the sophomores we teach.  We're all certain that we now have gonorrhea or chlamydia or something, but lo and behold... they've changed things up.

The gold ones apparently now mean that you've stayed abstinent.

And the silver ones that all the "good" kids took mean that they got knocked up.  (This must have been 20-something kids in the class.)

This may seem like a boring story to you, but trust me...

There aren't many things funnier than me and Trish Fusco being the "abstinent" ones in our class.

(Also, as a disclaimer:  I have been abstinent thus far in my life, but not because of a grand commitment to save myself for marriage or anything.)

Anyways.  I guess you had to be there.  Feel free to go about with your daily business now.