So the Cookie Store's power went out late Friday night.

And didn't get fixed until 11:30ish Saturday morning.  And the power outage took with it our soda fountain's ability to function.

This, my friends, was a bad bad thing to happen on a Saturday.

Luckily, when I got to work today, all was functional once more.

Unfortunately, we had many douche bags who didn't understand signals like lights being turned off and metal gates pulled down over doors, or us wrapping trays of cookies in giant plastic bags.

It's almost 6:15.  "Are you open?"  I get asked this about four times.  And becuase of store policy, I have to say yes.  And unwrap whatever trays whatever cookies these people want are on.

If you're ever in the mall as it's closing, please don't come up to me and ask me for cookies.  Because I will give them to you.  Only I will most likely throw them at your eyes as if they were ninja stars.