"When you gonna grow up?
Momma always said
Are you gonna walk around with a silly grin
and a bubble on your head?
A spaceship landed by the mall
There was a big parade
everybody got laid
and they burned all the books and the chevrolets
And they grow so fast they never crawl."

It would appear that every county in Tennesse except for Davidson and Rutherford has cancelled school tomorrow.

*looks at now-snowless sky*

Maybe they'll just bend to peer pressure and call it off.  You know.  Because they want to be accepted and thought of as "cool" by the other school systems.  No one likes a goody goody.

...Maybe.

Stupid middle Tennessee.  Stupid dip in elevation.