Last night i stayed out with my friends Brittany and Michelle... yes i'm a heathen for skipping church last night and of course i am regretting it. i am as soar as crazy!!! that did not make sense but anywho. we didn't go to monster mountain... but instead went to The haunted woods, Old salem insane asylum, and Devil's Dungeon. Devil's Dungeon was first... it was my first Haunted house ever... so i didn't know that if you even play like your scared or make fun of them they will come after you more... thanks to michelle who didn't tell me until after we were in the car heading to the next one. lets just say, since it was my first i didn't know what to expect. I screamed... and i laugh at scary movies...! but anyways:

We payed our $10 and walked in... it was pitch black inside this huge place where there were black and white plywood walls with bloody smered hand prints everywhere.. you walk into this little closed off area where this guy in neon yellow jogging shorts and his face painted like he is in a heavy metal band...greets you as you approach grey painted benches that are resting underneath gargoyels. he explains the rules and is content about you paying attention.( he said he would chop off my toes with his rusty old garden hoe...i told him cool.. who needs 'em and we laughed.He didn't think it was very funny) He then released us to walk through this pitch black warehouse/maze thing. there were red and white strobe lights continually flashing and insanely dead people running through the hallways getting in your face,banging on the walls, popping out at you, starting up chainsaws, yelling and babling on as though they are insane and out of their minds. we journeyed through the maze like warehouse having no idea where we were going other than towards the long awaited exit. we went through tunnels the spun around us, got down on our hands and knees to make our way through spaces so small it would make anyone clostrephobic (sp), and ran into blood covered walls and bodies that were dangled from the seilings in blood drenched sheets. then we  thought that we had finally reached the end when we were lead back into the building and were introduced into areas that looked so much like living rooms,dungeons, torcher chambers, "slaughter houses", basements, and bedrooms where you ran into phsycopaths. We soon found ourselves in a maze of multiple doors and walls with holes and entryways in them. We later realized that there was a guy following us. whenever we would ask,"are you ok"(we were running each other into the walls and were holding on for dear life in the pitch black maze) or," do you have a hold on michelle's mom's jacket" he would say," yes i'm fine" or," yes i do" in a high pitch voice trying his best to sound like us. so my friend michelle said back in a higher pitched voice mimicing him," you sound like your going through puberty," we laughed cause he then replied in his normal low voice," what did you say about me?!?!" we laughed our heads off and forgot that we were stuck in the middle of a pitch black maze. we finally knew we were headed for the exit when that same guy later said," i wouldn't go there if i were you, it's a dead end" so we went and finally found the exit.. but as we were finding our way back outside of the warehouse a guy freaked us out by starting up a chainsaw right outside the door. so needless to say we took off running...lol. it was halarious. My friends will never let me live down that i held my hat over my face while we were in the pitch black maze. lol. even though i had fun with them...i'm never going to another haunted house again.

ttyl...i have scitzo practice tonight!