I am way to board. All i could find to blog about is Star Wars guys on a swingset. I'm sad.

Hi. My life is..............slow. Why must the last days of skool drag on? Whats the point in school after TCAP anyhow? Ive probably bloged about this a million times, but it really makes me wonder (lol, best song ever) All where doing for the next week and a half is watch gay movies while I sit in the back of class a reread New Moon. (by the way, go read Twilight. Long story, just do it. It will change you life *magical tune plays*) Anyhow, I've had a little third wheel syndrome lately, but it's probably just my head. I have a real problem with craving attintion. I'm like a 5 year old with a new baby brother, wanting to be held by it's parents constantly and starting the sibling rivalry insanely early in the poor baby's life. Anyhow, I say "anyhow" and "anyway" too much. That's all I have to report so.................toodles?

Yesterday me and my luverly mum went out and bought me the MOST AWSOME DRESS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait for prom, screw having a date, i'll be cool just getting to wear my dress!!!! It's strapless and a kind of off-white/cream/light yellow color with white beads and flowers in some places. It's  poofy like a Cinderella dress at the bottem, but not that much. The only problem is, it's really tight in the waist/belly area, like wearing a corset. It makes it kinda hard to breath, but it's so worth it. Here's some crappy pics. I hate my camera.

 Ok, so in 6th grade Carmen's mom brought these cookies to school that i had never had before so tried them and LOVED them. I at almost all the cookies. So then they call me the Kookie Monster, and have for 3 years almost. I found this picture and loved it, so i decided to blog about it. Im Cookie Monster and the woman is Carmen's mom. LOL

ok, so i turned 14 on Saterday so i threw a big awsome sleepover par-tey on Friday. It was so much fun!!!!!!!! All my friends came and we went to see Spiderman 3, which is the best movie EVER!!!!! It was the biggest emotional rollercoster......anyway after that we stayed up till 5 a.m. and talked about pimp slapping people to Hong Kong. Then after only 3 hours of sleep we went to the Old Timers parade, which is pretty much a celebration of old people, and i bought this pimpin' puppets for only a doller each. We had a ton o' fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today we took a high school level test called Gateway a.k.a. Gayway. It was purty easy for a math test, and a high school math test at that. I'm so worried about high school. I'm gonna get lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope this summer lastes FOREVER. I don't deal well with change, I don't wanna leave my middle school. Sure it's the oldest and most crappy school in the world, i still love it!!!!!!!!!! That lunch room holds so many memories................now I'm leaving them never to retern. At least i'm not totally like moving away. I could never do that. I hear people talk about turning18 so they can get out of this town........everybody wants to leave. I love it hear!!!!!! I have lived in this town since i was born, and if i have my way, this is were i will die.

I can't belive I haven't told you about Drama yet!!!!! Ok, so i don't play ANY sport AT ALL. If fact, my only real talents are acting and burping at will (I'm soooooooo proud of the latter, oh ya.) So anyway, im in drama at school and we put on two short plays this year. I wasn't in one of them at all, but that's OK because i had over forty lines in the other. We performed part of the play for the school last Thursday and I was SO scared, but i think most people liked it because we had a pretty big crowd at the real performanses on Thursday and Friday nights. Anyway, the play, and therefore drama, is over now. I'm really gonna miss it. And, next year I'll be in high school so i won't be able to see my sixth-and-seventh-grade drama friends.: (  Hey will you guys pray for this kid in drama? His name is Even and he's an AMAZING actor. He's only in sixth grade and he has more lines than anybody in the whole play. Anyway, he dosn't have any friends, he sits all by him self at lunch and everything.He cried today because drama kids are his only friends and now it's over. Poor Even. Gtg blog later!!!!

This is the bed where Abe Lincon died, right across the street from Ford's Theator. Did you know that Abe was reading the play Macbeth and it was so depressing that he was motivated to see a happy play at Ford's. It's true. I wish everybody could be like Abe. Honost, tall, and with really good tastes in head gear. We'd all be truthful basketball players with cool hats. That would be the life. Sorry if i totally wasted your time with this blog, i just wanted to talk about the best Prez EVER!!!!!! He ended slavery, man!!!!!

For the next two weeks my Social Studies class is having a mock trial, and i'm a defence attorney. It is turning out to be a lot harder than i thought......even though our teacher kept saying "the lawyers will have work, I'll be a lot of work, be prepared for work......" It actually wouldn't be so bad if my other people would help me!!!!!!!!! Jessica has so far been the only real help in my group and she's not even one og the assistant lawyers!!!!!!! My assistants are Ben Something who can't do much but cuss, and Caleb who is super smart, but lazy. And then there's Erica. It you know her i don't even have to explain......and if you don't know her, be thankful. Anyway, it better work out because even if we don't win the trial,or whatever, my grade is at risk.

Wow.........i haven't been on hear for so long.........this is my first entry in what seems like years..........my computer privlages have been limited lately...................    Anyways, this week has been pretty ok-cool. We took TCAP a.k.a TCRAP, witch is like a huge test that every 3rd-8th grader in Tennessee has to take. Anyways, I NEVER HAVE TO TAKE IT EVER AGAIN EVER EVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!

 As you can see, Im happy. TCRAP sucks. A guy also farted in my face this week. it didnt really bother me cause' it didnt stink........but he was kinda like flirting with me, witch is DISCUSTING because, even though he's popular, i think he's about as attractive as cat vomit.

Right now i'm reading a book called Peeps, and it is so good!!!!!!! Yes, it's about vampires. (Why am i naturaly drawn to good book about vampires and love????? Curse vamps and there wonderous abilty to create great plots!!!!!!!!)

p.s. Go read Twilight, then Peeps

Random cool quote from Peeps:  "So stock up on some bottled water and a few cans of pasta sause, maybe the kind with extra garlic. Set aside a few good books and DVDs, and buy a decent lock for your door. Try not to watch TV for a few months-it will only upset you. Don't take the subway,

And leave the rest to us vampires. We've got your back"

  

  

Ok, so today, Carmen taught me the greatest little song EVER!!!!!!!!!! It's called "Bicycle Built For Two" (or at least that's what i've decided to call it). It is uber funny and great.....and apperantly very old. One of my teachers said she learned it in '69. Anyway, here are the lyrics:

Daisy, Daisy, give me you answer true.

I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet upon the seat of my bicycle built for two.

Baby, Baby, here is my answer true.

Your half crazy, to think I would marry you.

There won't be any marriage if you can't afford a carriage.

And it won't be me upon the seat of your bicycle built for two.

Ok, so today at lunch, Carmen wraped a pickle around a Cheeto and at it. The crazy part is, it was SO good!!!!!!!!! So, we had almost all of are friends eating pickles and Cheetos while the "popular" kids stared at us. But hey, we have funner lunches than them!!!!!!!!!

Recipe for Pickles and Cheetos snack:

1. Stuff to use

A bag of CRUNCHY Cheetos (puffs aren't usable)

Dill chips ( the ones you put on hamburgers)

2. How to use it

Wrap pickle around Cheeto

Put pickle/cheeto into mouth

Chew

Enjoy wonderful taste

Swallow

Digest

So there you have it, go make some now!!!!!!!!!

Don't you hate it when your trying to cold sholder a friend, but they wont stop being hilarious?? Today at lunch, i was attempting to ignore one of my friends (because friends don't keep secrets and secrets don't keep friends....exept my friends) Anyway, she wouldn't stop slaming her water into my other friend's water and sending it flying across the table. In the end, it was so funny, I just gave up on being angry and cracked up. ( I am WAY to easily amused ) So i never really got what i wanted....but it was the funest lunch period EVER.

So..........Im new hear, obviously, so hi. Something you should probably know about me: I'm totally obsessed with the book Twilight. Go read it now. Anyway I'll finish this later, another thing you should know: having the busyest life ever and being a procrastinator at the same time is BAD. I might talk to you later, like next year.

ps. expect at least 10 spelling errors in every entery

BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD...UNTIE!!!!!!

PROCRASTINATORS OF THE WORLD UNITE......TOMARROW!!!!!!!!!!