I were a month, I'd be: May
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 7:00 pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: Earth
If I were an animal, I'd be: a cat
If I were a direction, I'd be: Right
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a big comfy chair
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: hmm..
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Diet Coke
If I were a tree, I'd be: a big shade tree
If I were a bird, I'd be: a bluebird
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a daisy
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: sunny with a slight wind
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: hmm...
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a piano
If I were a wild animal, I'd be: hmm..
If I were a color, I'd be: greeeen!
If I were an emotion, I'd be : complete & total happiness
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a tomato
If I were a sound, I'd be: birds chirping
If I were a car, I'd be: hmm..
If I were a song, I'd be: "The End" Matthew West
If I were a movie, I'd be: Never Been Kissed 
If I were a book, I'd be: Every Young Woman's Battle
If I were a food, I'd be: cucumbers & ranch
If I were a place, I'd be: hmm.. 
If I were a material, I'd be: cotton
If I were a scent, I'd be: strawberries & champagne from victoria's secret
If I were an object, I'd be: a computer 
If I were a body part, I'd be: a mouth
If I were a facial expression, i'd be: a smile
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: history
If I were a shape, I'd be: a circle
If I were a number, I'd be: 16
If I were an article of clothing, I'd be: a flowy, fluffy, spring skirt hah
If i were a pizza toping, I'd be: pepperoni
If i were a steet sign name, I'd be: uhm?
If i were a painting, I'd be: Starry Night
If i were a pleasure, I'd be: happiness

yeah that was fun..