This morning I jumped (ok, staggered) out of bed at 330am, which is my normal wake up time.  Ready, willing, able to go to work ... sort of.  What?  Left turn, right turn, straight ahead?  Which way do I go?  Is this a hash "check it out"?  Hmmm, I'm so confused.

I love my wife.  She is the sauce on my spagetti.  She's the sugar in my kool-aid.  She's the cinnamon on top of my french toast.  Ah yes, she loves to re-arrange furniture.  As I understand it, she "gets bored" with the location of furniture about very 3-4 months .... so she moves everything.  I think this is a woman thing, and might be connected to the stars, moons, and seasons.  BUT, thankfully, similar to Avian Flu, this furniture moving disease hasn't mutated into a "husband changing" disease.

Anyway, WAY BACK in January, Decy decided to rearrange the bedroom.  She, in a sense, rotated everything 90 degrees.  It looked really nice; honestly.  Only problem was the cable to the TV didn't reach .... thus, no TV.  Now, its not that I'm bored in bed with Decy ... its just that once in a while I like to watch CNN and find out if I made any money in the stock market.  Sooooo, we put in a "work order" for our housing compound to attach the cable to the TV.  We waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited ..... are you getting my drift?

Decy went off on vacation to Indonesia, and came back 4 weeks later .... still waiting ... I work on a $2G budget for the company ... and still waiting.  So, I tease Decy the orther day about "why are we waiting?" (sorry, that's a hash thing) ... I think I made her feel guilty - that, or this periodic "woman thing" took over.  You see, I went upstairs to the bedroom, only to find that she had once again moved all the furniture.  Looks kinda nice .... AND the TV and cable can connect.

So tell me, dear readers, did Decy move the furniture because she loved me ... or was I on the lucky side of this woman-thing .... because we all know, the "work order" for connecting the TV to the cable is forever lost in limbo-land.

Oh, BTW, it was a left turn, then a right turn, from the bed to the bathroom (at least from my side)  ... its sooooooo confusing at 330am ....