Bill Morgan
Social
Relationship Status
Married
Highschool
Nye County HS, Tonopah Nevada
College
Univ of Arizona (1980), LSU
Interests
Fishing, Hashing, Tasting Single Malt Scotches
Favorite Music
All kinds, particularly fond of latin music
There's No Joy in Who-ville
April 24 2006
And so, the saga of living in Angola continues. So many things to write about, so little time. I wonder if anybody ever reads this stuff .... or am I merely fulfilling some deep internal desire to "get it all out".
"Herding Cats" ... now there's a good one. Ya'll know about herding cattle right? You have 3-6 cowboys working together getting the cattle lined out, moving forward ... put 1 to 2 two cowboys on each flank, and 1 to 2 in the back ... once you get the cattle lined out and moving forward, its pretty straightforward ... and not too many issues.
But, here in Angola, I don't herd cattle ... I herd cats. Its very different ... you can't line them out, you can't get them moving forward, they hiss, they scratch, and they run away. Seems like I have a terrible time moving things forward here. Last week it was particularly difficult ... so a colleague decided to lighten my day by giving me a mental word picture (close your eyes Beka, Chely, Tasya) .... "its like trying to shove wet spagetti up a cat's butt" ... boy was that a bad day ...
Of course, yesterday was bad too (I won't bore you with the details), but I likened it to ... trying to catch bumble bees and putting them in your pocket ... either way you are in a lose-lose situation ... you either fail ... or you get stung to death.
Well ... time to go to work and check on my cats. Ciao.