There's No Joy in Who-ville

April 24 2006

And so, the saga of living in Angola continues.  So many things to write about, so little time.  I wonder if anybody ever reads this stuff .... or am I merely fulfilling some deep internal desire to "get it all out".


"Herding Cats" ... now there's a good one.  Ya'll know about herding cattle right?  You have 3-6 cowboys working together getting the cattle lined out, moving forward ... put 1 to 2 two cowboys on each flank, and 1 to 2 in the back ... once you get the cattle lined out and moving forward, its pretty straightforward ... and not too many issues.


But, here in Angola, I don't herd cattle ... I herd cats.  Its very different ... you can't line them out, you can't get them moving forward, they hiss, they scratch, and they run away.  Seems like I have a terrible time moving things forward here.  Last week it was  particularly difficult ... so a colleague decided to lighten my day by giving me a mental word picture (close your eyes Beka, Chely, Tasya) .... "its like trying to shove wet spagetti up a cat's butt" ... boy was that a bad day ...


Of course, yesterday was bad too (I won't bore you with the details), but I likened it to ... trying to catch bumble bees and putting them in your pocket ... either way you are in a lose-lose situation ... you either fail ... or you get stung to death.


Well ... time to go to work and check on my cats. Ciao.



  

Josh Morgan

April 25 2006
Haha.... metaphors are the spice in the dialogical plate. :)