GREATEST  SONG EVER

[Broken up]
Came to the Party

[Spoken]
Jorma: Hello, welcome to the party.
Akiva: Hi, I've never met you before.
Jorma: I know.

[Sung... more or less]
Just two guys and we're having a good time
Having a good time
Having a good time
Just two guys and we're having a good time
Having a good time
Having a good time

Jorma:
We'll burn the roof off,
This party's going off
You think that we're soft,
You get tossed

Akiva:
Guy number one
I love to dance
Fancy feet moves
Putting you in a trance

Jorma:
It's a friend thing
Friends are everywhere
In the kitchen, the den
Hanging out on the stairs

Akiva:
Spinach dip,
Real hot chicks,
Spike the punch
And take a sip

Jorma:
Guy number two here
To chill with you
P-A-R-T Why?
'Cuz we got too

Akiva:
I like playing games in the pool.
Who invited Steve? That dudes a cunt

Both:
We're just two guys who are having a good time
Having a good time
Having a good time
We're just two guys who are having a good time
Having a good time
Having a good time

Akiva:
Now everyone in the house say guy number one.

Both:
Guy number one!

Jorma:
Now everyone in the house say guy number two.

Both:
Guy number two!

Jorma:
Dude quit dripping
You're ruining my high

Akiva:
My loaded gun
Makes you reach for the sky

Jorma:
There's a knock at the door,
Who could that be?
Why won't the cops
Let our party be?

Akiva:
How would you like
To be shot?
Me and my friend
Smoke pot

Jorma: No jocks
Akiva: No dirt
Both: Just fun with girls

Jorma:
Having fun guy one?

Akiva:
The most fun in the world

Both:
We're just two guys who are having a good time
Having a good time
Having a good time
We're just two guys who are having a good time
Having a good time
Having a good time
(Repeat)

Akiva:
Party over here!

Jorma:
Party over here!

Akiva:
Party over here!

Both:
Party over here.

Hard