So, yesterday was a blast. I chilled at Starbucks with one of my old friends that I hadent seen in forever. So, I guess a couple of my friends don't ditch me... LOL.

Today, my mom said that my sister and I coulden't do anything, because we have to help her clean. I guess that isen't so bad. We get to do whatever we want to tomorrow.

I love this SoBe Green Tea stuff.

I would like to give a shout out to Rachel Tenpenny, or, my sister.

That was random.

I really want to go see Green Day! Oh my God, I want to see them sooooo bad. If any of you guys want to buy me tickets and take me, I would be your slave forever. Well, not really, but I would love you that much more. Sean Mosey, you have to buy me a ticket if you go.

So, everyone keeps on telling me how hot my profile picture is. So, I guess I should take it down because it's like internet porn.

Just kidding.

Oh!!!! I have a Story. So, there is this kid named Chris, and he goes to my church and he's in my boy scout troop. Well, he is like 4 feet tall, and he is only like 65 pounds. This kid is freaking small. I mean, I could juggle him.... He's tiny. And, to top it all off, this kid has more hair on him than most adults. He is really hairy... like, his arms are as hairy as my legs, and l am not even kidding. So, this small, hairy kid is in my troop. He is also kind of annoying, and he likes to climb on things, so, I named him the Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey. So, picture this. I am sitting down, talking with a couple of my friends, and this 4 foot tall, 65 pound, hairy, annoying child, who is named the Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey, comes over to me. At first I don't notice him, but then, I feel something warm on my leg because I have on shorts. So, I look down and see this kid. He had his pants down, and his ass cheeks on my leg. Before I am able to get him off, he rips the loudest, most wet sounding fart I have ever heard.

Yeah. My leg smelled like wet fart for an hour.

It was pretty nasty.

So, anyway, I'll let you kids go.

Later,
Brett