hahaha...i just thought this was funny...

LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my
last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all
those payments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get
there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma
house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,
and
I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face.'
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear
what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout
that?" She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the
'spression on yo face.'

this one is simply..."bloom where you're planted."

i am always complaining about school and so on... so this reminds me to just be content where i am. God has a reason for everything.

photo from Kaila

yeah, they were tight. i was amazed. that is a life goal of mine, to own my own penguin. i was ecstatic!

jay leno so is having a penguin on his show ! my life is almost complete. i will get back ot u about it! omgah..i can't believe it's really happening

How Blonde Is She???

She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was So Blonde...
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was So Blonde...
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She Was So Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

oh, yeah...i got most of them!

so i was ravaging through an old notebook, and i found this really cool quote.

"There are two kinds of people in this world, the saved and the unsaved . The unsaved need to be saved, and the saved need to serve ."

also, my bro found a quote on the floor at church. it says:

"When I die I pray that all of hell will throw a party in celebration that i am no longer in the fight." C.T. Studd

these are my classes in numerical order

English
French II
Chemistry
Drama
U.S. Government
Economics
Geometry

oh yeah...this is going to be fun.... :(

ok...yeah..."Diary of a Mad Black Woman" is amazing...i love it! i have decided to put it in the "favorite box" in my head right now...so everyone in my circle of friends should see it and put it in their box, too!

ok, well they took off the ten inches and then she ended up taking another two in order to even out my layers. a foot of hair is gone! omg...seriously i was just sitting in the chair with my mouth open! so, i'm not used to it yet, but i know that the little girl who gets my hair will be happy!

ok guys...tomorrow i'm getting 10 inches of my hair cut off!! oh my gah...i'm like really freaking out here. i'm giving it to locks of love, though...so that motivates me to go ahead and do it. oh goodness.....it'll be ok....hopefully!! ahhhh!!

well, i wasn't sure what to write about today...and then i started thinking, what have i been praying for lately?? the answer is patience . whether waiting for an answer to some random question, a relationship, whatever it may be, we have to remember that God's time isn't our time. He is the one who truly knows what's best for each and every one of us. maybe if his people would be more faithful...like 100%, then he would bless us with what we pray for more quickly. i think that we have to give everything to him before he will go handing us the things we desire...i'm working on it.

ok..it just like came from out of nowhere...daddy always said, "it's better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!"...am i the only one who needs to hear this?? oh gracious

hey y'all! i made a group called "i'm praying for nathan and NY"...just in case u want to join!

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A snail can sleep for three years.

All Polar bears are left-handed.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

it's also impossible to lick your elbow....go ahead...try it!

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

No word in the English language rhymes with 'month' or 'orange'.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Just remember, it could be worse.....

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both

Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb he opened it and was blown to bits.

She Was So Blonde That...


She tripped over a cordless phone.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate.
"
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

She studied for a blood test.

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.




A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde in a Fire

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH the firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."

"for his anger lasts only a moment, but his favor last a lifetime; weeping may remain for a night, but rejoicing comes in the morning."--Psalms 30:5

"why are you sleeping? get up and pray so that you will not fall into temptation.''-- Luke 22:46

"i am the vine; you are the branches. if a man remains in me and i in him, he will bear much fruit; apart from me you can do nothing."--John 15:5

"for we are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works, which God prepared in advance for us to do."-- Ephesians 2:10

"Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me--PUT IT INTO PRACTICE. And the God of peace will be with you." - Philippians 4:9

this is so random...but in George Strait's song, "You'll Be There", he says..."you don't bring nothin' with you here, and you can't take nothin' back..'' i was just reading 1 Timothy 6:7. it says, "for we brought nothing into the world and we can take nothing out of it."...yay George!