hahaha...i just thought this was funny...

LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!

Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my
last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all
those payments!
So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get
there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma
house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me,
and
I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face.'
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear
what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout
that?" She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the
'spression on yo face.'