On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
( that's the only time i have time to work on my hair!...darn)












On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)












On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."













On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."













On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."









 


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)








 


On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."









 



On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to what?)








 


On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)








 



On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)








 


On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."









 



On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."