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December 04 2007

Haha.. these are gonna make some people mad,

but im just joking so don’t flip out!

I found these verses, & I want yall to know I believe God has a sense of humor many times we think hes some boring old man sitting on a throne looking down at us, but hes really not! Well. … some are sorta gay….

1 Cor. 13:10“For when perfection comes , the imperfect disappears.”

That means when I enter a room, you are to LEAVE!

James 1:15“then after the desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; & sin when it id full grown gives birth to death.”And that’s how Hitler was born… 1 Cor. 7:9“ but if they can not control themselves, they should marry because its better to marry than to burn with with passion.”

This should be our schools mission statement!

1 Corinthians 13:11“ when I was a child , I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man I put Childish ways behind me.”

& when I become a MAN ill stop being a little girl!

2 cor.11:19 “you gladly put up with fools since you are so wise.”

Yes, i gladly put up with you!

1 corinthians 7:4 “The wife’s body does not belong to her alone but also her husband...”So when I get married: on my husbands birthday im gonna buy me some clothes, and wrap them & give them to him, and be like happy birthday ….. ;)Philippians 2:14“do everything without complaining or arguing.”

What..?, Aw Man. Do I have to? This stinks….

Philippians 4:13“ I can do all things through Christ who gives me strength.”

So upon seeing someone jumping off a ten story building, assume they were Christians, this is their favorite verse & they were trying to fly!

1 timothy 6:7“ for we brought nothing in the world & we can take nothing out of it.”

Haha. You ignorant Egyptians …..

Jeremiah 15:16“when your words came I ate them: they were my joy & my delight.”

I think its weird They had alphabet soup back then

Proverbs 27:14“if a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning it will be taken as a curse.”

Well.Duh,if you wake any of my neighbors up you’d be sure to get cursed, that or egged!

Psalm 40:1“I waited patiently on the Lord,he turned to me & heard my cry.”

& after that I went hoarse for 2 weeks.

Psalm 119Blessed are those whose walk is blameless, & who walk according to the law of the Lord!”