1.  I am a white male; therefore, I must be racist.
2.  I am from the South; therefore, I am racist.
3.  The ad on this link is so blatantly racist that my thinking that it is not racist is indeed proof of my racism.
4.  I am a white male from the South; therefore, my ancestry dictates that I will be ahead of all minorities in my area.  Nevermind that both sets of my grandparents barely finished high school just to work construction for their entire lives, and both of my parents had to work to pay for college.
5.  I can not refer to blacks in a derogatory way, by such words as nigger; but blacks can refer to me in a derogatory way by my race, for I am white and clearly at an advantage.
6.  All inappropriate behavior I have toward blacks is a result of my racist heritage, of which I should be ashamed (again, I am white and therefore a manipulative former slave-master).  All inappropriate behavior by blacks is a result of their deprived circumstances, ultimately the government's fault.
7.  No matter what I do, I will always be racist.  Blacks cannot be racist, for they are a minority.
8.  My parents are conservative, and on the relative scale of politics, I am conservative, moreso proving I am a racist.

9.  This post just goes to show how racially biased I am for challenging the common misconceptions people have.