Worst Music "Artists" Now
June 30 2006
While there are some bands I simply dislike but can still agree that they might agree with someone else's tastes, these are the obvious bad choices, the ones that are just bad.
1. Simple Plan/Good Charlotte--I have an idea: let's construct a band and its music entirely off the pseudo-tragedy of white middle-class junior high "teen angst" and make money off of it.
2. Hillary Duff/Lindsay Lohan--one's a slut with mediocre pop, and one's not. Any questions? How about we not give recording label contracts to movie stars, especially from fuckin Disney channel! In particular, this really grates my nerves to think that half-wit bimbos with little musicality at all can sell more than diligent musicians who have slaved over their associated skills--whether instrumental or vocal--and then record labels complain that people pirate music. Hypocrisy!
3. The Simpsons--No, not the animated ones, but rather Ashlee and Jessica and their father. Neither of which is any good, especially Ashlee, but I call the root of all evil as the main culprit. Question: why their suddenly abdicate the "call of God to the ministry" to help his kids? The money, folks...it's called you can't serve two masters!
4. Nickelback--One phrase--"How You Remind Me"/"Someday" overlay....
5. Gwen Stefani--I gave some credit to her proboscised vocals when she had a band, but her recent trade-off to join a whole bunch of weird Asian chicks and create the blasphemy that is "Love, Angel, Music...Baby" warrants a harsh rebuke. Come on, why Fiddler on the Roof...why did you have to go and do that?
6. Bloodhound Gang--They're not that funny, and they're not musical.
7. Ciara--Somewhere along the line, you could become an R & B artist by hitting only two notes in a song.
8. H.I.M.--You may not have heard to them; but yes, they are a band; and yes, somehow, someway, they sell records. For Heaven's sake, they have an album named "Greatest Love Songs Vol. 666." Their sheer stupidity in naming an album is reason alone to cast them aside. Don't fall for their ridiculous "love metal" label.
To be continued...
1. Simple Plan/Good Charlotte--I have an idea: let's construct a band and its music entirely off the pseudo-tragedy of white middle-class junior high "teen angst" and make money off of it.
2. Hillary Duff/Lindsay Lohan--one's a slut with mediocre pop, and one's not. Any questions? How about we not give recording label contracts to movie stars, especially from fuckin Disney channel! In particular, this really grates my nerves to think that half-wit bimbos with little musicality at all can sell more than diligent musicians who have slaved over their associated skills--whether instrumental or vocal--and then record labels complain that people pirate music. Hypocrisy!
3. The Simpsons--No, not the animated ones, but rather Ashlee and Jessica and their father. Neither of which is any good, especially Ashlee, but I call the root of all evil as the main culprit. Question: why their suddenly abdicate the "call of God to the ministry" to help his kids? The money, folks...it's called you can't serve two masters!
4. Nickelback--One phrase--"How You Remind Me"/"Someday" overlay....
5. Gwen Stefani--I gave some credit to her proboscised vocals when she had a band, but her recent trade-off to join a whole bunch of weird Asian chicks and create the blasphemy that is "Love, Angel, Music...Baby" warrants a harsh rebuke. Come on, why Fiddler on the Roof...why did you have to go and do that?
6. Bloodhound Gang--They're not that funny, and they're not musical.
7. Ciara--Somewhere along the line, you could become an R & B artist by hitting only two notes in a song.
8. H.I.M.--You may not have heard to them; but yes, they are a band; and yes, somehow, someway, they sell records. For Heaven's sake, they have an album named "Greatest Love Songs Vol. 666." Their sheer stupidity in naming an album is reason alone to cast them aside. Don't fall for their ridiculous "love metal" label.
To be continued...
yourcandytears
June 30 2006
I wholeheartedly agree on everyone of those I've heard...I'd probably agree with the other ones too.
