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ipods and bouncers

July 01 2006

My iPod still doesn't work.  Well, it works, just not like it should.  It still can't connect to my computer, which sucks because I have recently acquired a large amount of new music.  Oh well, eventually it will be fixed. 







On another note, I think I want to be a bouncer while I'm in college.  I may not be all that big, but I am kind of intimidating.  And bouncers get to have power over other people's lives: not getting into a certain club could ruin some peoples' delicate social lives.  That just sounds fun!  Oh, and most places pay pretty well to keep out the "wrong people." 







Just a thought…

I wish I had a hammer...

June 29 2006

I don’t know what’s wrong with my iPod, but I’m pretty sure that it’s this computer’s fault.  I probably picked up a virus from that donkey screwing a dog… just kidding.  Anyway, I’ve tried everything on the support site except uninstalling iTunes.  I tried to, but all I got was a weird error.  That’s what made me think about a virus.  It could also be a bug in the program, I mean it’s not like Apple is absolutely perfect, especially when making a program compatible with crappy old Windows.  Oh well, I figure one of my friends can probably fix it when I see them again.  Anyone reading this should also check out , it's pretty funny.

iPod + hammer = bad stuff

June 27 2006

Apparently, an iPod is one of the few things that cannot be fixed by a hammer.  How was I supposed to know that it would shatter into a million pieces?  Well, if I didn’t hit it, it still wouldn’t be working anyway.  So why not have some fun, I mean, it’s already broken?  (I didn’t really break it, it just won’t work yet.)

expensive crap

June 27 2006

Why do expensive things always seem to break faster than cheaper things?  My iPod is still screwed up, and I’ve been trying for hours to figure out what is wrong with it.  I think I’ve read every page on the iPod support site.  NOTHING HAS WORKED YET!  I may just go insane without music.  What am I going to do, burn my four thousand song library to a few CDs?  I’m sure that’ll work!  Can’t take more than two or three, can it?!  And yet, my portable CD player, which I have severely abused in its two year life, still works fine.  How does a $60 CD player survive two years of being dropped and thrown, and a $300 iPod not last three months of delicate treatment and care?!  THIS SUCKS!

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June 26 2006

I wasn't going to write anything today, but my iPod is freaking out and I'm waiting to find out what's wrong with it.  If my iPod dies, I will be permanently crushed.  In case you don't know what that means: I LIVE OFF OF MY IPOD.  I don't know what I would do without my iPod.  Nothing would be the same.  If it really does die or is beyond repair, I'll probably crawl into a dark, cold, empty hole, and stay there forever… and you would never know who I am, that is until someone found the hole, pulled out my bones, and looked in my wallet.



Well, this has been long and pointless.  I'm sure that you are a much less interesting person now simply because you read this.  I'm sorry if this killed your last few brain cells.

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June 26 2006

I’m not trying to be sneaky or mysterious or anything like that, I just want to see if the people that know me best can figure out who I am based on who I really am… and I’m kind of bored and needed to entertain myself without spending any money.  Well, maybe I should give ya’ll another hint, one that could give you more answers and also more questions: I went to the Warped Tour in Nashville on Wednesday, and it was off the f#@&ing chain!  Some of the best bands and musicians in the world, all getting together for a road trip and an awesomely fun time, how could I not like it.  I was a little disappointed by the fact that some of my favorite bands didn’t make it to Nashville, but it was still an insanely good day for me… even if I did get pretty bad sunburn. 

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June 25 2006

This is definitely an improvement over Xanga.  Thus far I have not run into any unwanted porn, which is a very good thing.  Not to mention the fact that everyone here seems to get along with each other rather well.  I haven’t discovered any comments about someone wanting to rip someone else’s throat out, but I can’t guarantee that it isn’t there somewhere.  These and many other conveniences offer a very peaceful time reading blogs and making a few friends, even if they’re already my friends and simply can’t figure out who the heck I am.  But they will eventually… at least I hope they do.

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June 24 2006

I finally broke down and got one of these things.  This is my new all-time low, the last one being when I got a Xanga.  Hopefully this will turn out better than that did.