i saw some new shirts from hot toic and they rock.... they say...

 "if i were lying wouldnt my pants be on fire?"

"when the pepper spray runs out can i have your number?"

"my names fred, cuz ill make your bed rock"

"things to do

1) your mom

2)your sister"

 the screen is a woman leading a race w/ a man behind her and it says " be a winner come from behind"