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Went to the RHS vs. BHS game...pretty fun i got to see all my friends from ICKY rhs lol ...RHS starten to get this attitude like "Were all big and bad" cuz of the football team..starten to get old. Hopefully someone will mess up their record and beat the crap outta em lol okay enough of that... I realized how much i miss my old friends :( *tear* and i met some new cool ppl lol i was just walken around and i heard someone in the bleachers and it was one of my bros old friends and he goes "SWANSON! looking goood!" hahah i was like mmk? i thought it was pretty funny. Then we went out to eat and my sisters X boyfriend was sitten right behind us and we had like one of the WORST waitors and i need some ketchup..she turned around and asked him for his ketchup..i was so embarised lol ...well im supposed to go to the lake later on and then the movies?!?!

HAHAHA im such a dork...our coach brought us candy from Tokyo and uhh i got this white one with golden gilter all over it and im like hmm these ppl put weird things on their candy! and everyones like woa yours is white! cuz everyone else were red and then i was like OUCH! ..the glitter scratched my gum up and then i was like..this cant be right. So i looked at the bag and there was this big ol display of this white candy with gold gilter all over it...couldnt read it so i dunno what my tummy won...pretty funny huh?

People amaze me...i never knew so many ppl pay attention to what i wear.. One day i dressed like alternative and i had so many ppl come up to me and go OMG you remind me of "so and so" and im like ok? and then i got woa thats hot..woa you look like madonna?!?! the funniest one was my brothers girlfriend came up to him and was like.."Jareth...did you know your sister dressed alternative today?" hes like umm yea she does that sometimes haha and she goes "Well its cute but my mom would just kill me if i did that!" i was crackin up..ive gottn like a compliment like everyday...these ppl have nothing better to do..sad lol but todays compliment was the weirdest...this girl in my English class said i looked like barbie..and then the guy beside her said no..a punk-rock barbie! i was like yall are HIGH! haha so now they call me barbie...What is the world comming to?

Hey guys!
Well school started...kinda cool kinda not lol...i onlt have one mean teacher...and it happend to be my favorite subject so that kinda sucks...Umm nothing much has happend really cept i went tot he movies Sat. night with a bunch of people to see Dukes of hazard..pretty funny! lol and umm we threw my mom a surprise 38th birthday party...that was cool i guess. Ive met some pretty cool people tho at BHS..all the hot guys are upperclass men..ive only seen like 3 hot freshman..o well lol well i just got home from soccer im gonna go...leave some remarks!

So tonight was freshman orientation...umm yall can officially say im gonna get LOST! lol i fel tlike i was keep going in circles and i was just lookin at all the ppl and not payin attention to my classes...o well i never pay attention to anything...i gotta work on that tho so i can get a scholarship and get outta this hell hole..and become a music producer! -back to tonight- haha well i saw like umm maybe 3 cute guys...there was this one..mMm lol ..i felt SO stupid! the principal was talkin to me and i was lookin at everyone and off in LaLa land and she was just talkin away and my dad was like...Jack...JACK! i was like huh? but yea i met some cool ppl...you can say im gonna be the kid sittn in the hall cuz i cant find my way around! lol well im excited!

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Ive discovered that i am a major pyro...i made my own lil bonfire with a flame torch and grass and then shot these fireworks into the fire...pretty sweet...then i went in my room and lit 12 candles and i was seeing what would burn and what wouldnt...hehe...the ONLY thing that didnt burn was lead from a pencil...pretty weird. The flame curves around the lead...it entertained my bored self...im ready for school to start...i wanna find a cuddle buddy!


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New pic...which do yall like better?

Umm i got outta my walkin boot yesterday !!!! so happy . now i only have to wear a brace and i can play soccer! well call my cell cuz im EXTREMLY bored! love yall!

-Jack

Well this week has been crazy and overwhelming... i had soccer camp EVERY morning from 9-12 (three hours in the blistering heat in the hottest week of the year) yea that was interesting! lol i sat in about 7 ant hills and have bites all over me! err i learned some new stuff and met some new people..pretty cool. I was playing goalie and then all of a sudden they bring out this machine...well you know those machines that shoot out baseballs? well this one shoots out soccer balls at like what 60 mph? yea lets just say my arms were stingin lol well monday i had gotten kicked in my ankle in the same spot i did in rec season...well it kept rollin and giving me pains so i ended up at the doctors office and well they think its a fracture...im in a fricken walkin boot IT SUCKS! what happend was my growth plates were almost shut and when i got kicked it seperated em...not good. and i had to go in at 7 o'clock in the fricken morning yesterday and he had to take pic of my ankle and hes like DO NOT MOVE! well i got a cramp in my calve and i moved my left leg and he started yelln at me lol and i was like sry i wont do it again lol and then my mom started makin all these weird faces and i kept laughn and my ankle was moving..and he yelled at me again :( lol o well...i also had to go to a diff doctor to get a physical and 3 FRICKEN SHOTS! anyone who knows me...knows im NOT a fan of needles...ye the first one i jerked my arm away and i was like PLEASEEEEE dont make me have em...i have knots on my arms cuz of those stupid shots err..lol the doc was crackin me up hes like your only 5-1? are you sure? " ....yea why?" ...you are REALLY muscular for your size lol i was like alright im short and strong now stop picken on me. The funniest thing about it is my sisters on crutches and in a walkin boot too so when we go out it looks like my mom took out a couple of crippled kids out for some fun lol...and my dad smushed 3 of his fingers from a concrete block and almost lost his middle finger lol our story is-

"Yea me and my sis got in a fight and our dad tried to split us up and i kicked his hand " haha but the worst part about it is...i cant play soccer for ..awhile i almost stated crien errr i dunno what to do and i go back monday to see if i need a cast...great way to start highschool..in a cast! yea im sure guys love that lol

should i keep my blonde highlights or go back to my natural medium dark hair? HURRY I ONLY HAVE TILL WEDNESDAY TO DECIDE!!!

Today....

i went to sportscom and i got burnt cuz smart ol' me didnt bring sun screen..now before you call me completly stupid i had a reason..it was raining and really glummy before i went so i figured their would be 0 sun...i was wrong. But hey now it looks like i got a tan ?!?!
Ummm...then my mom told me to skip soccer (which i gladly did heheh) she asked me to go to the movies with her .. we went to go see wedding crashers..FLIPPEN HALARIOUS! gah loved that movie...umm im thinkn about asking this guy to the movies but i dunno if i wanna...hmm lol Im gonna ask how old ya gotta be to work at the movies cuz i mean that would be a flippen awesome job..free movies, see hot guys every day, and MONEY! hehehe yea your probably like Jack..Job..HAHAHA yea right. But i dunno ive been bored NO MORE SOCCER TILL MONDAY! i actually have a weekend!!! ahhh nice well call up my cell if yall get bored leave some remarks hobos!
GO LISTEN TO OHIO IS FOR LOVERS!
-Jack

hahaha okay well i went to the movies tonight with some blackman ppl..pretty fun. Cept they cept laughin at me?!?! lol well umm some of the guys dared me to yell out this one word (not saying) lol and well i yelled it so loud lol and they were like I GIVE YOU PROPZ! lol and they were scared to yell it so i got them beat...ummm i dunno what else to say...ready for highschool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soccer conditioning is getting harder...my caves are sore but o well...leave me some remarks dorks!

Hey guys well i got back last night at 1:30 lol ummm Florida was pretty fun! I love the beach its so pretty! Well 2 of my cuz's met us down there...i havent seen em in like 5 years so im glad they went...umm i spent fourth of July down there on the beach and they shot off sooo many fireworks and while we were walkin back to our cars these guys were yellin at us lol ( felt like i was in Panama again) And that night we played poker...i had never played before and well i beat EVERYONE in the first game and in the second game it was down to me and my dad and we went all in cuz it was like really late at night and well he beat me by Ace High...dang lol but my mom was like ," Do i need to start taking you on poker tours?" haha it was funny. Umm we saw 2 dead baby sharks on shore and being stupid as he is my cuz picked it up and all the guts came out..grose Oh and the first day i got there i was swimming to the sand bar and got stung by a fricken jelly fish and i had to pull it off of me! that pretty much sucked cuz my leg broke out in red lil patches. I did see 2 skaters...but we were driving and my mom wouldnt pull over and let me talk to them...we had to leave a day early cuz they were evacuating everyone and the ride home was only sapose to take 5 hours...it took 12 and uhh the van was sooo packed because we had to take my cuz's with us and since it was so packed my feet were pressing into my chest the whole time and a dog cage was in the middle of the 2 seats and it kept falling on me...miserable! but while we were driving i found a lil old guy that looked like he was about to fall asleep at the wheel and i took a pic of him..he saw the flash :( opps lol well we had to stop in AL at my grandmas for a night cuz of the traffic and she has 2 houses and we went to the 120 year old house that she hasnt been to in a month...not a good idea we found dead bugs and my sis steped on old cat poo and it was so hard IT HURT HER FOOT! (oh and in FL she decided to run in tennis shoes with no backs and made her whole foot turn black) me and my cuz slept in one room and we were so afraid to fall asleep that we put together a 100 piece puzzle, played clue 3 times, and played chineese checkers 3 times...that morning we went tubing on the lake ..very fun! well thats about it leave some remarks!

I leave for FL in the morning...c yall dorks lata! leave some remarks!

I can't believe that you're gone - without a trace
i can't believe you've got no tears upon your face - while mine is soaking wet
making up for your lack, i guess - that's how it is in love
or out of love as i sit now - wishin' things that just can't be
without you next to me itall that i can do to sit back and watch it all blow through - shoulda been so good - coulda been so right
that was before the day FOREVER died- wishin' on what ifs
takin' my chances - that was before the day FOREVER died
there's nothing left to be said - it's all been spoken
in spite of words you could not find for me - i guess you came out ahead
and now i'm broken - into a man afraid to show his face
walkin' away seems so easy for you - why's it gotta be so hard for me
to see that its over - when for so long love was just YOU and ME...
-*-Matt Wertz " the day FOREVER died"

Well i just got back a few min. ago and well here it goes...

okay well the first night we got down there we didnt really do much cept get like 10 diff pieces of cake and only 1 piece was good...that was odd and the next day we went to the aqaurium (sp?) and it was awesome! they made a whole new exhibit and they had like sea horses and then this butterfly room were all these butterflys are flyin around you and landing on you...pretty cool and then we got to pet sharks and slimy sting-rays..that was probably my fav. and that night we went shopping and well i had to go pee...so i ran in and im like a germ freak so i put one of those toilet covers on and all of a sudden my FAVORITE $30 ring falls off into the toilet and the toilet was censord so when i was trying to find it..DOWN IT WENT! and i didnt even get to pee...that made me all pissed off cuz i REALLY liked that ring ..it was like this symbol that ment (Two "Friends" that love each other that are together yet apart) and it ment alot to me...gah so my moms gonna try to find me a new one...but umm i wanted to find a hot skater down there...not possible there was only this stalkery fat kid that wouldnt leave me alone! and then my sister made the comment "theres no such thing as a skater guy you just make him up" i was like woah buddy lol and my moms friend was trying to hook me up with all these preppy guys and i was like uhh no! and she was like well i know alot of good guys! i was liek HA your funny...so yea lol but i leave Sat. for Florida...better not get bitten by any damn sharks!

I have the hiccups... lol random

umm i leave tomorrow for Chatanooga and wont be back till uhhhh cant member ,which is gonna suck cuz i dont got a computer with me err so call me on my cell so i wont be bored...maybe there will be a skater guy up there! DUN DUN DUN lol

This Week Has Been...Diferent

1.) I tried to see how long i could last without cany,cookies,cake, or any kind of sweets...i lasted 2 weeks lol i broke it off yesterday when i had a melt down and had a piece of cake and a jollyrancher...cany is what makes my energy!

2.) I painted my room...didnt turn out like it was sapose to. It GLOWS! you turn off the light..no point the walls make light hahaha the paint reflects into the hall and makes my door bright pink...DONT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

3.) So coach decided to make us do these lil foot machanics at soccer practice...i have no clue what im doing so i trip on my feet and make a fool of myself like i do every other day! YIPPIE!

4.) I sat in an ant hill...pretty explainitory (sp?) yea i was like omg im all ichy! and i looked down and what do you know ants are all over me! Made people laugh tho...

5.) Found out that you shouldnt put a brand new lawn chair to a fire pit while your throwing branches into the fire...chairs are highly flameable!

6.) Jr got me addicted to this phusebox thingy...im talkin to ppl i dont even know..pretty cool cuz i do that in public anyways...if you see a girl just come up to you and ask you random questions...it probably me!

7.) Discovered what all Windex could do....

8.) I dunno...leave me some comments lol

Hey guys...

Well JR told me to get one of these and i have like NO clue on what im doing lol so umm i guess leave me comments and be my friend! hahaha

..:-*-:Always and Forever:-*-:...

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