kimber
Relationship Status
Single
Highschool
Siegel
College
?????
Interests
Add myBlogTunes to your site reading, writing, sketching, Star wars, Marvel, pool, anime, fantasy, science fiction, singing, chess, card games, ancient civilizations, mythology, JROTC, guitars, friends, art, scrabble, cranium, watching old movies, music, people watching, my two very adorable and big dogs, and perhaps a guy who isn't a narcicist has a decent iq and isnt a jerk...............is that too much to ask???? well apparently....... yes, yes it is
Favorite Music
alexz johnson, my chemical romance, jet, the beatles, all american rejects, relient k, the killers, green day, killswitch engage, the little fairy girls. good charlotte, chevelle, nirvana, incubus, bad company, journey, fefe dobson, michelle branch, fall out boy, linkin park, flyleaf, yellowcard, asteria, the autumn effect
Favorite Movies
Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Carribean, X-men 1 -3, The Count of Monte Cristo, Dark Prince: The True Story of Dracula, Star Wars 1-6, Night of the Living Dead, The Lost Boys, Arsnic and Old Lace, Van Helsing, Elektra, Prince of Egypt, Pocohontas, Aladin, Holiday Inn, Young Frankenstein, The Mummy's Curse, A Knight's Tale, The Fugitive, Interview With A Vampire, A nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Mummy, King Arthur, Merlin, Dead Poets Society, The Grimm Brothers, The Legend of Zorro, The Lion King, Island of Lost Souls, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The Outsiders, The Fifth Element, Edward Scissorhands, Tammy and the Bachelor, The Major and the Minor, Major Payne, The Princess Bride, Anastasia, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, Bringing Up Baby, Send Me No Flowers, Lover Come Back, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Moulin Rouge, The King and I, Jack Flash, Bambi, Mulan, Aristocats, Beauty and the Beast, My Fair Lady, The Quiet Man, Candleshoe, Hannibal, The Silence of the Lambs, The Bejing Bicycle, The Birds, National Treasure, The Goonies, The Chronicles of Narnia, Zathura
Favorite Books
Lord of the Rings, First King of Shannarah, Sword of Shannarah, Druid of Shannarah, Scions of Shannarah, In the Forest of the NIght, Shatter Glass, Switchers, Magic Steps, Page, Squire, Knight, First Year, Stuck in Neutral, Dragonriders of Pern, Mordred: A Tale of Camelot, The Forest House, The Mists of Avalon, Finn Mac Cool, The Devil's Arithmatic, Twilight, Brides of Eden, Wings of Dawn, The Outsiders, Green Rider, First Rider's Call, Antrax, Straken, High Druid of Shannara, Tanequil, Morgwar, Maid Marian Outlaws of Sherwood, Just Ella, Beauty, Thre Foretelling, Princess Ai, Sengoku Nights, Edge, Firestarter, Rebel Angels, The Elementals, The Misted Cliffs, Black Beauty, Alas Babylon, Assasin. The Serial Killers Club
amazingness
October 04 2006
Why, Why, Why ?
Q:Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? A:To make the bloody things work until they are very dead
Q:Why
do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough? A: Because our economy sucks and we need some extra cash.
And because digging between the cushoins for change just isn't cutting
it.
Q:Why
does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet? A:They don't really beleive you,
they go home and check online. When it's something tangible thay can
just reach out and check.
Q:Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Because the bottle is glue-retardant
Q:Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? A: Irony, lots of irony.
Q:Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? A: He shaves it, duh!
Q:Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him? A: Because it HURTS when you get clunked in the
sternum with a revolver
A:If
people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? A: They're not
really apes, they're just really stupid (and hairy) people.
Q:Why
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white? A: Because we can't dye bubbles with our advanced
technology.
Q:Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? A: On the days the store is closed.
Q:Why
do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized? A: Because we're hungry,
gosh darn it!!
Q:Why
do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance? A: To make sure the string is clean.
Q:Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? A: Because you're a weakling
Q:How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? A:They crawled in there to die.
Q:When
we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid
idiot?" A: Because we have manners and they don't.
Q:Why
is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over? A: It's
Karma for knocking the first thing over in the first place.
Q:In
winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat? A: Because it's COLD in the winter, we'd
freeze if we didn't.
Q:How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? A: Because most father-in-laws are fairly decent guys.
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on
sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some
sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.
Q:Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? A:To make the bloody things work until they are very dead
Q:Why
do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough? A: Because our economy sucks and we need some extra cash.
And because digging between the cushoins for change just isn't cutting
it.
Q:Why
does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet? A:They don't really beleive you,
they go home and check online. When it's something tangible thay can
just reach out and check.
Q:Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Because the bottle is glue-retardant
Q:Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? A: Irony, lots of irony.
Q:Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? A: He shaves it, duh!
Q:Why
does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him? A: Because it HURTS when you get clunked in the
sternum with a revolver
A:If
people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? A: They're not
really apes, they're just really stupid (and hairy) people.
Q:Why
is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white? A: Because we can't dye bubbles with our advanced
technology.
Q:Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? A: On the days the store is closed.
Q:Why
do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized? A: Because we're hungry,
gosh darn it!!
Q:Why
do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
give the vacuum one more chance? A: To make sure the string is clean.
Q:Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? A: Because you're a weakling
Q:How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? A:They crawled in there to die.
Q:When
we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"
Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid
idiot?" A: Because we have manners and they don't.
Q:Why
is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over? A: It's
Karma for knocking the first thing over in the first place.
Q:In
winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat? A: Because it's COLD in the winter, we'd
freeze if we didn't.
Q:How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? A: Because most father-in-laws are fairly decent guys.
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on
sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some
sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.
