photo from cactopus the 2nd
Well I'll be leaving for Canada tommorrow, which as everyone knows, is a magical land full of French Liberals, Moose, and Rush fans. Wish me luck and observe the deppressed monkey with the squid hat. Bleeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! Take some Prozac!

Well my fourth was fun, i hope you guys like my new profile photo. That Subway commercial guy talks funny

I chugged a cup full of sprinkles today, it was gross.

Blue birds are so natural, I want to give one to each of my friends.

photo from cactopus the 2nd
This happened to me once, it made me sad on the inside.

.Is the Keebler Elf a man or a woman?

I just got back From The Smokies, The Cabin we stayed in was awesome, everything was awesome cept for the MOUNTAIN ROACHES!!!!! My room was the only one with the Roaches. And as Stuart asked me last night, they weren't dressed as lumber Jacks, They all wore Tight Leather pants and they were crazy about picking out fabric colors, so I assumed that they were in fact Gay Roaches. And I saw Very Violent films via sattelite dish such as Kill Bill vol.1 and vol.2[where Uma Thurman Kills People], Good Fellas[Where Joe Pesci says Badwords and gets shot in the head], Predator[Arnold talks funny], Once Upon a Time in Mexico[Jonny Depp gets his eyes drilled out and Goth Girls still think he's hot]. Oh yeah and we did alot of other stuff too, but Typing is soooo hard on my fingers.

In the year 1957[???] the government picked up moose fossils from a campsite in missouri. The Government soon found out that moose fossils turned into gas very easily. And they also found out that moose gasoline smells way better than diesel. they planned that they would be able to make people sniff the gasoline by polluting the air with diesel and as most people know, gasoline pops braincells. By popping these "braincells" they would make people dumb enough to watch "Reality shows" the people with the low braincell counts didn't notice the scripted moments or the bad acting because they liked Sister Act 2 and Gigli. later on they started to put subliminal messages in the reality shows and the people would do it because they had a low braincell count because they were addicted to moose gasoline! They were subliminally told to accomplish the king of the government's every whim. I'm not sure if anything that I said is true, but I believe it, and that's all that matters. And you people don't Because I'm the king of the government!!!!!

Today @ the store I was all like," Hey look, Beck's newish CD, I wish I had monies." and my parents were all like,"That's wut u get Sucka." and Dom Sheddon was all like,"Curses! MJ got away again!"

I just got done watching The Army Of Darkness. I've seen that movie about four times and I still think it's a really stupid movie. I sometimes ask myself,"Why is this even on TV?" and "Why am I watching this crap movie?" and "The abbreviation of Oklahoma is OK?"

When I'm lonely, I think of mayonnaise. I think people don't like it because it's pasty, it has bad people skills, and it has to be neutralized with hot sauce.And sometimes that's how I feel except not really.

If I had my own gas planet, I would call it Jupiter. this is what Jupiter would look like if I spelled it with my chin: jmnup-[itderft

The whole mutated ninja turtle thing makes sense, but come on, teenage? Their too big to be teenagers!
I think the animator was wearing beer goggles at the time that he made them. That's my personal oppinion.

I love Xanga, but it got really boring. Most of the people that use it are always moping around typing,"I'm teh bored" No one wants to hear them Whine about boredom!
If they don't want to be bored anymore then they should move to a third-world country and work in a sweatshop for three cents a day, while trying to support a family of eight.
Then they won't be complaining about being bored!
Plus Xanga had a lot O' gimmicks.