I am an evil stealer of other people's pictures. Some of you take such pretty ones and I have to just swipe them. If anyone cares, let me know. You can slap me as punishment. But I get to keep your pictures. Sorry, I have already taken them, and there is no way you can get your hands on them. My dragon is keeping watch. And yes, dragons do exist. Anyone read Job 41 recently? Come on! It's a fire-breathing dragon! Since believing in such a thing has no consequence to my salvation and life as a Christian or the salvation and lives of other Christians, I have deemed it a happy delusion. Just like my theory on the dream world...

Goodness me... That is a whole conversation. If anyone cares, this is a very shortened version of my Dream World Theory:

Things that happen in dreams actually do happen in another reality that we can only access through the workings of the subconscious. Now, for people like me, this is both an extremely disturbing truth and a rather comforting one. On the one hand, the Dream Stacy is severely traumatized and should be dead by now. And on the other hand... Well... I guess I haven't thought about that hand.

That would be a good hand to think about.