I dreamed I was on a tropical island and it was raining.  Nearby, off the shore and under the ocean, a woman who looked like Ms. Matuzewski was crying in a cage.  All around me were large pink creatures which looked something like fleshy domes, singing "Boogie Wonderland."  Immediatly I realized that this was the song that would unlock Ms. Matuzewski from the underwater labrynth, so I tried to persuade them to sing it for her.  It didn't work, so I began hacking at them with my machete, hoping it would persuade them.  Instead, they began to wail and kill each other.  They all died, and I felt horrible for what I'd done, so I pulled off my ears as self-punishment.  Then I realized I couldn't help Ms. Matuzewski if I couldn't hear, so I tried to reattach my ears.  My attempt was in vain, though, because at that moment a swarm of flesh-eating grasshoppers began to attack me, tearing away at me as I ran toward the nearest palm tree until I awoke suddenly with a cry of "But my ears!" that had my sister inquiring the next morning as to the nature of my previous night's dream.

...and that's all I have to say about that.