You know when your parents are getting old when...

...Their breathe smells like old people even right after they brush their teeth.

...You whisper something in your mom's ear in chruch, she turns her head and shouts, "Say it again in my good ear!"

...Your mom gives you her pads and tampons and tell you she won't be needing them anymore.

...They buy a new car, but instead of having the new car small, it smells like old man farts.

...They laugh at life insurance.

...They cannot tell your irritable moods from your content moods.

...They start watching Lifetime on a regular basis, even your stepdad.

...Their glasses are bigger and wider than their faces.

...They lose something and find it in the oddest place.

...They spend more time on the toilet and they have a discussion with one another about what just came out.

...The higher the pants the better.

...You tell them something 3 times and they think it is the first time each time.

Well that is all I can think of for now. Thank you to my parent's for the inspiration for this entry.