Randy Lewis
Relationship Status
Married
Interests
God, Family, Friends, Riding motorcycles, Teaching Motorcycle Safety
Favorite Music
Most any music except rap.
Favorite Movies
Pirates of the Caribbean, Top Gun, Zorro
Stuff to think about (When you're bored)
March 22 2006
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have
never
thought about;
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up
like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make
a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand correct while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just
buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
window?
Do you ever wonder why you read this blog in the first place?
