Brian: I think I was in love once.
Ron: Really? What was her name?
Brian: I don't remember.
Ron: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian: Damn it!

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!

They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works all the time.