Kelly Sullivan
Social
Relationship Status
Single
Highschool
Riverdale High School
College
MTSU, until I transfer the heck out.
Interests
Renaissance faires, acting, dancing, drawing, writing, reading, poetry, stage combat, rapiers, archery, coffee and conversation, crème brûlée, France, travelling, Shakespeare, the supernatural, music, laughing, politics
Favorite Music
Classical and indie.
A Mathematical Formula I Happened Upon
August 03 2005
This leap in the mathematical field was discovered whilst trying to explain guys to a friend.
Guys, do not hate me. You're the ones who came up with mathematical proof women are less than human, after all.
Guys are mathematically proven to be both the equivalent of and inferior to bricks.
-- Guys = Bricks
HOWEVER:
-- Bricks = Sundried mud
-- Guys = Flesh and bone
-- Sundried mud > Flesh and bone
-- -- This last principle is founded upon the fact that sundried mud is used to create lasting structures of stability that house people for a lifetime. These include windows that allow for the exchange of clear, honest views on both the inside and out. Roofs which permit for protection from negative elements in life. Furniture to make it a place of comfort and solace. Kitchens which yield food for nourishment. These structures can not be destroyed except by tremendous outside force [Example: a wrecking ball]. [Note: Sundried mud will also harm flesh and bone if beaten against it. The inverse action results only in further damage to said flesh and bone.] Flesh and bone, on the other hand, is fallible. It's fickle. It does not provide all that sundried mud can. Its idiocy knows no bounds. It talks back. It insults. It lies. It leaves. Hell, it dies [sometimes this has its benefits]. Sundried mud, on the other hand, can not descend into acts of stupidity, for it is incapable of mental devolution. It is both silent, offering no unwanted advice or falsehoods, and transcends time. And it will never ditch you for the implanted peroxide-head serving ice cream in a minimum-wage job.
THEREFOR:
-- Bricks > Guys
CONCLUSION:
Guys are dumb. Date a brick.
Guys, do not hate me. You're the ones who came up with mathematical proof women are less than human, after all.
Guys are mathematically proven to be both the equivalent of and inferior to bricks.
-- Guys = Bricks
HOWEVER:
-- Bricks = Sundried mud
-- Guys = Flesh and bone
-- Sundried mud > Flesh and bone
-- -- This last principle is founded upon the fact that sundried mud is used to create lasting structures of stability that house people for a lifetime. These include windows that allow for the exchange of clear, honest views on both the inside and out. Roofs which permit for protection from negative elements in life. Furniture to make it a place of comfort and solace. Kitchens which yield food for nourishment. These structures can not be destroyed except by tremendous outside force [Example: a wrecking ball]. [Note: Sundried mud will also harm flesh and bone if beaten against it. The inverse action results only in further damage to said flesh and bone.] Flesh and bone, on the other hand, is fallible. It's fickle. It does not provide all that sundried mud can. Its idiocy knows no bounds. It talks back. It insults. It lies. It leaves. Hell, it dies [sometimes this has its benefits]. Sundried mud, on the other hand, can not descend into acts of stupidity, for it is incapable of mental devolution. It is both silent, offering no unwanted advice or falsehoods, and transcends time. And it will never ditch you for the implanted peroxide-head serving ice cream in a minimum-wage job.
THEREFOR:
-- Bricks > Guys
CONCLUSION:
Guys are dumb. Date a brick.
